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What is Middleton's?A spank given only and exclusively by Tyler Middleton. These spanks are priceless, sensational, as well as very precious to one’s arse. Getting one of these can cost a pretty penny, but is well worth the money. Friend: “Why are you walking with a limp?” Middleton's - meme gifMiddleton's - videoMiddleton's - what is it?The psychological condition suffered by many fans of the comic strip 'The Middletons' when Beatrice Middleton is not seen in the strip. Symptoms of this include, but are not limited to: intense sadness, thoughts of 'Where is she?', and most importantly 'Why is she not here?'. This causes much depression. The only known cure is intense exercise or massages using Martian Mud, which is Beatrice Middleton's favorite massage cream. Beatrice: What's wrong honey? You look sad. I know what it is, its Middleton's Disease, right? What does "Middleton's" mean?middleton, wisconsin. is the worst town in the whole universe. i would rather die than go to middleton. Middleton's - what does it mean?Piece of shit town with nothing to do besides ride around and get high or pregnant or drunk or all three simultaneously. Small town idiots who pick on kids in high school and eventually turn into Crystal Meth addicts. "I'm from Middleton and I'm a fuckhead." Middleton's - meaningAn unknown sex act. Named after its creator Mr. A. Middleton. It is pimemarly used in exchange for benifits and personal gain in the work place If u want Something from your boss. Give him a "Middleton"... Middleton's - definitionPretty much them same as the other towns in the Tri-Town area (Boxford,Topsfield), with a couple more stores and a O.K downtown area, still pretty boring middleton is ok.....i guess Middleton's - slangA county jail in MA where you go when ya mess us bad in Lynn, or anywhere in Middlesex County. Generally your there before your sentenced (you cant make bail, or you have none). Some people get sentenced there (everyone not in the orange jumpsuits). It's so overcrowded when you first arrive they put you in a gym with 200 other people sleeping on a plastic stetcher half a foot away from someone else. Most people prefer it to the bay(south bay-sufolk county. 1) Where's flaco? He gotted bopped on that B&E, he's up Middleton til we can hustle up 300. Middleton'sthe process of becoming princess-skinny in anticipation of a major life event Look at how good Kate looks... She's been Middletoning since January for the summer. Middleton'sAnyone who takes off their shirt for no apparent reason. Ex. Middleton'sCity located in Dane County in the state of Wisconsin. Was named the #1 Small City to live in America by Money Magazine. Was named #1 Whitest School in America by those on the south, north, east, and west side of Madison, WI. Hey, at least we don't got STDS like Verona, WI! "Middleton has no black people. OH, wait, there's one.." |
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