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What is Mexican Halloween?
Noun.
A shared, festive sexual experience where both sexes eat signature mexican delicacies off each others entrepiernas (crotches) while simultaneously listening to "Spanish Flea", "Monster Mash", "Jarabe Tapatío" y "Thriller"
Pedro: Hola José nunca te lo creerás
(You'll never believe this)
José: ¿Que?
(What?)
Pedro: La esposa y yo tuvimos relaciones sexuales anoche
(The wife and I had sex last night)
José: ¿Cómo es eso tan difícil de creer?
(How's that so hard to believe)
Pedro: Hicimos el Halloween mexicano
(We did the Mexican Halloween)
José: ¡Ai! *Se desmaya*
(He faints)
Pedro: Sí, mi esposa tuvo la misma reacción. Incluso me llamó Speedy Gonzáles.
(Yeah, that was my wife's reaction. She even called me Speedy Gonzales.)
Mexican Halloween - video
Mexican Halloween - what is it?
Popularized by the program Two And A Half Men (Season 9, Episode 10, The war against gingavitis):
The act of performing a drug deal with someone of mexican descent.
Berta's doorbell rings, she hands over a package, receives some cash in exchange and says "gratsias, adios".
Alan asks what that was about, Berta replies "It's Mexican Halloween".
What does "Mexican Halloween" mean?
Having intercourse on Halloween, and/or doing so while wearing costumes.
"Dude, i Just engaged in a Mexican Halloween with this random chick. I was Ace Ventura and she was Wonder Woman or some shit."
Mexican Halloween - what does it mean?
Its when a woman is tied up like a pinata and her pussy is stuffed with sucker type candy (jolly ranchers, life savers, etc) and the man beats the woman's pussy with his cock until the candy falls out.
Last night my wife and I tried the Mexican Halloween. Mints add extra excitement for the woman.
Mexican Halloween - meaning
The act of dipping your cock and balls in caramel and then having your girlfriend lick it off wearing a Lucha mask.
I asked my woman if she wanted to bob for apples last night. She one-upped me by adding caramel and a Lucha mask. Turns out it was a Mexican Halloween!
Mexican Halloween - definition
A sexual position in which the man is taking the woman from behind, aka doggie style, while he is wearing a sombrero, she is wearing the Mexican flag tied around her neck and he’s holding like reigns, and he is screaming “¡Andalé!” and she is screaming “¡Bueño!”.
Him with his boys next day at school: “Damn, my back hurts so bad. I Mexican Halloweened my girlfriend real good last night.”
Them: “That makes me hungry for tacos!”
Mexican Halloween - slang
Another name for the (fairly uncomfortable) Bermuda Triangle sexual position, so called because the triangle between the woman's arms, her back, and the man's stomach resembles a chip.
A bunch of people saw Community and decided to invent Mexican Halloween online, not realizing that Mexican Halloween is not a sexual act, but a sexual position.
Mexican Halloween is a sexual position.
Mexican Halloween
A Mexican Halloween is a sexual act. It occurs when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and upon ejaculation, he opens up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back.
Note: The chili con carne can sometimes be replaced with salsa sauce.
1: Why are you late?
2: I'm sorry, my boyfriend Mexican Halloweened me and I had to clean my back. Some even got on my bed.
Mexican Halloween
A suggestively named fictional sexual position, referenced (often as a joke) in a TV show or movie, which then takes on a life of its own, and is created. A previously successful example is the Venus Butterfly; an unsuccessful example is the Guatemalan Face-hat.
Just put a name, place, or nationality together with any other noun, call it a sexual position, and people will either claim to have done it, or will invent it - Mexican Halloween all over again
Mexican Halloween
Some sort of sexual position as stated by Señor Chang and confirmed by Troy from Community.
Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.
Troy: *nods head*