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What is Metrosexuality?a person who jerks off to trains "Woah that kid is jerking off to that r42's axle! What a metrosexual!" Metrosexuality - meme gifMetrosexuality - videoMetrosexuality - what is it?You might be "metrosexual" if: "Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual." What does "Metrosexuality" mean?A new name for something quite old. Men with taste & style who know about fashion, art, and culture have always existed. In past centuries, these kinds of men were in the uppercrust of society (more leisure time). Technology has enabled men with more leisure time, so less wealthy males can now fuss over their looks and aesthetics almost as much as women. An American Metrosexual is like your average European male. In France or Italy, men can be manly and work on cars and know about art and fashion at the same time. They are cool with that and don't need some special name for the less "masculine" side. In the U.S. we think men all have to be eithrt dumb gorillas or homosexuals. There is some grey area! There is an emphasis on not being pretentious in america that itself becomes a kind of pretentiousness. Men who dabble in vanity or in lofty romantic concerns seem less like men when in fact, they are probably better lovers to women than their traditional counterpart. James Bond is very metro in a lot of ways. He aint no sissy but he has excellent taste. Metrosexuality - what does it mean?A person who is sexually attracted to public transportation Guy 1: Damn, that bullet train is sexy! Metrosexuality - meaningA straight man that WAIT FOR IT.........can shop for himself and is concerned about how he looks. Redneck dude: what are you, a fuckin queer? Metrosexuality - definitionWhen a blind person thinks you're straight, and a deaf person thinks you're gay. My grandma told me I look gay, but my sister told her I'm just metrosexual. Metrosexuality - slangA man that cares about his self image and is most likely into more feminine ideas than the average dude. He'll more than likely make a better lady friend than most other men. Man that guy won't hang with us to grab a beer and talk sports. I wonder if he's..., nah man he's just Metrosexual. Metrosexualityattraction to trains Dude A: yo fam, im such a metrosexual, i would fuck a train MetrosexualityA male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks. David Beckham is a very famous metrosexual MetrosexualityThe sexual attraction to buses. "So, this guy like dresses in tight girl jeans and plucks his eyebrows and is like totally metrosexual." |
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