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What is Melon?
Euphemistic phrase for a fatal skull injury. Normally used in conjunction with an adjective (see below).
The driver was ejected from the car, and got a pavement melon.
Melon - meme gif
Melon - video
Melon - what is it?
toby mclinden
toby you’re a melon
What does "Melon" mean?
If someone sends you a picture of a melon after you asked them a question, it means yes.
Me: Hey Jones are you gonna play Gmod with us?
Jones: melon
Me: Ah, okay.
Melon - what does it mean?
A melon is a word typically used to describe someone who has done or said something stupid.
John: Oh no I just shit my pants.
Harry: Wow you are a melon.
Melon - meaning
When used as an adjective, Melon is an insult. However, it is used mainly in a joking sense. If one wants to offend someone or have a comeback, melon is not very suited to this. Used as a Noun, Melon (or most commonly Melons) can be a slang word for breasts. Synonyms for Melon are words such as nob and dumbfuck.
Student A: I forgot to bring my test preparation papers.
Student B: Of course you did ya Melon.
Melon - definition
You are a proper melon
Melon - slang
A confusing way of telling somebody that they are an idiot.
You: I just walked into a door.
Me: Well, that makes you a bit of a melon, doesn't it?
Melon
someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence
J: Watch out for that fence.
(SMACK!)
C: I just smoked that fence.
J: Yea.. you're a melon (melonhead)
Melon
I love the teacher's melon.
Melon
A short form way of saying head or a blowjob. Alluding to the fact that another word for a head is a melon. Can also be used in a more general way as if to imply some sort of sexual act to your liking.
"Bro this girl has been talking to me for 2 weeks but I just want some melon!"
"That girl I hooked up with? She gave me that melon on the drive home shes a freak for real."