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What is McConnell's?
To be in extreme distress due to an overfilled lower tract in need of evacuation. Derived from the term "turtling" which takes it name from the similarity of the excrement poking from your rectum to a the head of a turtle. The term "mcconnelling" has been given rise due to the resemblance of the 21st century republican politician Mitch McConnell to a turtle and his overall worth in society being relatively equal to that of human shit.
Before I leave for my date I need to take a shit. I am really mcconnelling right now and I am worried if I sit down I may stain my trousers.
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McConnell's - video
McConnell's - what is it?
Buying a bunch of drinks, leaving, and complaining when someone else does the same
Joe: Did you see that Mitch just left after spending trillions of dollars on drinks?
Chuck: Yeah, he just did The McConnell
What does "McConnell's" mean?
Mcconnelling was invented by John Stewart on the Daily show. It is a meme, and what you do is take the campaign ad for Mcconnell and you add music to it, then add the hash tag #mcconnelling to it. The ad works with basically any song you put to it, which is the cause of the trend.
*Turns on Mcconnelling video* *Raining men plays in the background*
McConnell's - what does it mean?
A nicer way of saying "Retarded" or "Retard". Being in a PC Culture in today's world, it is better to say McConnell instead of Retard.
"Bro is that guy retarded?" "Hey you can't say retarded that's offensive, just say McConnell." "Ah Understandable have a good day."
McConnell's - meaning
A hard clumpy constipated shit that when finally extracted leaves hemorrhoids and rectal bleeding.
The Majority Leader of the Senate is himself such a massive McConnell that the country will need Preparation H and stitches once gone from power.
McConnell's - definition
The end result of Senator Mitch McConnell’s policies.
The factory I work in has been McConnellized, its being shut down and moved to China.
McConnell's - slang
Using immoral partisan tricks to benefit the interests of self and party over the prosperity of America and democracy
The government shutdown is McConnellism at it's worst
McConnell's
Any policy approved by Senator Mitch McConnell that is detrimental to the working or middle class people in the United States of America.
The factory I work in is being shut down and moved to China, due to McConnellism.
McConnell's
n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.
Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.
McConnell's
Placing party over country, even if it means jeopardizing the integrity of American elections -- while lining the pockets of the wealthy and corporations and enabling a lawless president.
Mitch McConnell was sentenced to 20 years in prison after being found guilty of McConnellism