The shoebox of cum accumulated over the years that Ben Shapiro keeps in his closet so that Ron DeSantis has snacks when he comes over to Ben's house for a sleepover

Ron was so excited to go to Ben's for a sleepover so he could tickle his butthole and because he knew that Matt Walsh was secretly in the closet

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Matt Walsh

An angry twitter guy who masturbates to pictures of himself.

Did you hear about Matt Walsh?

No, who's that?

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Matt Walsh

An animal that lurks under sixteen-year-old girls' beds and yells at them to get pregnant so they can save the white race, then promptly skins and devours them. Much like a Titan from the manga and anime series Attack On Titan, the Matt Walsh doesn't actually skin and eat children for sustenance, but rather because it enjoys the kill. It is an "intelligent" entity (meaning it is capable of understanding its own actions and isn't simply acting on instinct) that just really loves murdering underage girls.

Also an actor from Curb Your Enthusiasm who is unfairly associated with this vile beast due to his name.

Beware the Matt Walsh, it loves children.

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