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What is Mastadon?
A giant bowl of weed that is typically loaded when there are two or more smokers present. Often times it will be topped off with a layer of keef.
"One small bowl for man, one giant bowl for mankind." - Kneel Armstawng when he found the first "mastadon bowl" on the moon.
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Mastadon - video
Mastadon - what is it?
a disfigured vagina wherein a long hanging meat hook sags from both vagina lips in various lengths. historians and scientists are still working to find out whether this is a mutated clitoris or just extra skin within the depths of the glory hole. one thing is certain, this abomination of the poon is the mark of a true whorebag.
"Dude, I was pulling Kyla's panties off last night, and her mastadon claw was like pow...right there in my face. It was so gross. I totally kicked that bitch to the curb...she's obviously a whore."
"My mastadon claw itches."
What does "Mastadon" mean?
1- huge boobs of mastadonic proportions
2- incredibly giant boobs
3- boobs so big, the female gracing them begins to develop a hump
4- boobs so enormus, NASA can use them as a landing space
5-tata's so large that they out-weigh a mastadon
Anna Nicole Smith has mastadonic magumbos
That spanish bitch named Charo has mastadonic magumbos
Mastadon - what does it mean?
a master of the art of anal sex usually working with a ginormous unit
hes known around the ladies as a regular "Anal Mastadon"
Mastadon - meaning
a sexual move that is often considered the most awesomely brutal way to pleasure your woman. First, you have her turn around and bend over as you back away a good 20-30 fists. Then, you make a tight fist with your thumb on the inside (you'll find out why shortly). Then, you ram at her full speed, shoving your fist straight up her vagina, while crying out "MASTADON!!".
I just gave that chick the mastadon from 40 fists away!
Mastadon - definition
dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)
jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night
Mastadon - slang
A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.
Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!
Mastadon
an enormous penis with lots of shaft hair. often mistaken for the trunk of a woolly mammoth.
(2 guys is a locker room)
Guy 1: hey bro, why is your left leg so much harrier than your right leg?
Guy 2: dude, you are seein it from a bad angle. thats not my left leg. its my third leg.
Guy 1: whoa! thats a mastadon!
Mastadon
Something excessively large. To the point that only an abnormal word can affectively describe it.
That guys cock was mastadonic on proportion to his body!
Mastadon
A) A prehistoric wooly-mammoth.
B) One who is simular to the beast in both fur and attitude.
Bob: Hey Jerry, is that a yeti I spy?
Jerry: Bob, I can indeed see how you could be mistaken, but thats just Geoff, the local mastadon.