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What is Martha's Vineyard?
Martha's Vineyar is an island,
the island, where everything goes down
the island where bk, max, baby mama kim, baby mama pheobe, baby mama daphne, and papa t all had crazy gig sex
Ramona: wait, are you talking about Martha's Vineyard?
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Martha's Vineyard - video
Martha's Vineyard - what is it?
Martha's vineyard is a perfect place off the coast of cape cod. If you do not stay in Edgartown you really are not in Martha's Vineyard. Its where the most beautiful houses, beaches and people are. If you are the crem de la crem of the vineyard you will have a parking spot with your name on it in Edgartown, be a member of the exclusive yacht club (which has a waiting list), and have a home over 15 million. When the sun goes down is when things in the vineyard get hot. The parties are not to be missed and being too drunk or on too many drugs does not exsist, it just adds to the spirit of this fantastic place.
My Martha's Vineyard To Do List:
Mix a Mimosa for breakfast
Go to the beach
Pour a few glasses of Pinot Grigo for lunch
Go back to the beach
Drink everything in the liquor cabinet (maybe blow something)
Go out and party
What does "Martha's Vineyard" mean?
(Noun) a female body part with foliage; ideal for hidden tattoos
Female friend #1: "Where are you getting your tattoo?"
Female friend #2: "On my Martha's Vineyard!"
Martha's Vineyard - what does it mean?
yeah, im from there. a small island in Massachusetts. really boring in the winter time, but somewhat a lot to do in the summertime. everyone who is a local here LOVES to fuck around with the tourists, because its fucking HILARIOUS. we usually have to clean up after the snotty tourists, but if you are going to give us that attitude, then get the fuck outta our island. kthnxx. but there are the really cool tourists that you befriend & such. theres a lot of drugs on the island, and many parties. and the beaches are always fun as hell too. a LOT of hot guys here in the summer, too :
someone: OMFG let's go to martha's vineyard and fuck with the locals!
me: haha that's okay. we LOVE to fuck around with the tourists. gtfo off our island and go back to where your from. :D
Martha's Vineyard - meaning
Martha's Vineyard is a small island off of Massachusetts. Martha's Vineyard also know as MV is fun in the summer and quit in the winter. Not everyone that lives here year around is rich, most people are Upper middle class or above. MV is very expensive for a nice small house it is about 700k +, but you pay for where you live. Mv is a great place, that I strongly recommend on visiting. (If you come stay in Oak bluffs and Edgartown those are best towns.)
Random person: What town should I Stay in Martha's Vineyard.
MV Yeararounder: I would recommend Edgartown and Oak bluffs. Edgartown is preppy and nice. Oak Bluffs Is very clean and has lots to do. While vineyardhaven is dirtier and has less to do. Chilmark and west Tisbury are to far away..
Martha's Vineyard - definition
island off of the cape where rich snobs spend the summer and piss off all the chill/high as hell kids who live there. dopest place on the planet. where you can get pot from pretty much anyone and sleep with anyone you get drunk. rich tourists rent houses in edgartown, indians live in aquinnah, and everyone else chills in O.B
i'm going to party it up on Martha's Vineyard this summer
Martha's Vineyard - slang
Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.
"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."
Martha's Vineyard
A beautiful island, which has retained its charm and character throughout the growth of its fame. The summer visitors who stay in "MV" may be in fact equally as wealthy as those staying in the flashy Hamptons, but despite popular belief the Vineyard does not have a hoity-toity feel, and residents and visitors alike are friendly and do not appear snobby. Another major difference between the Vineyard and some other wealthy beach towns is the type of people -- Martha's Vineyard is a summer getaway for old money, as opposed to the nouveau riche of The Hamptons. You'll also find that those who spend summers in MV tend to be democrats. After celebs such as Clinton and the Kenedys began vacationing on the Vineyard, the news of this charming island spread and yes, more and more tourists have arrived. However, they have managed to keep almost every chain hotel or restaurant off of the island, there are virtually zero traffic lights, and large advertising and signage is limited. The charm of Martha's Vineyard definitely remains.
I'm heading up to charming Martha's Vineyard for the summer.
Martha's Vineyard
Known for short as "MV", it is an island that is part of Massachusetts and is located off the coast of Cape Cod. It is the premier summer destination in all of New England, hands down. Unlike many other summer destinations, it provides a great variety of landscapes/locations. The up-island beaches of Aquinnah, Chilmark, West Tisbury, and Edgartown are the nicest ones on the island, and host the best bonfires around. The more "in-town" spots such as Vineyard Haven, Oak Bluffs, and Edgartown are always booming with people in the summer, and are each great in their own unique way. Vineyard Haven is populated by many islanders, Oak Bluffs is the true "summer town", and Edgartown is the slighty fancier and more aristocratic of the three. Everyone has to experience this amazing place at least once in their lifetime, and when they do so, they should abide by these guidelines: Don't rent a moped, don't flaunt your tourist status, don't buy too much at the Black Dog (one t-shirt is ENOUGH), make sure to experience the whole island, try to avoid the cheesy tourbus, stay with somebody you know who is a regular there, and last but not least do everything in your power to come back again and again.
"I'm heading down to Martha's Vineyard for the summer."
Martha's Vineyard
Martha's Vineyard is an island 4.5 miles south of Cape Cod. It is a place where all the rich people get high and drunk and have sex. Eventually the polar ice caps will melt and submerge the entire island of Martha's Vineyard and it will luckily be gone forever.
Dude I gotta get as much partying in on Martha's Vineyard with the loc rich people.