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What is Marist?
An (un)educational place with lots of pretty girls to look at and for the price of two drinks at the bar you can touch too. Every dormitory has at least four drug dealers who are just trying to be good guys, or girls. You come here if you have some money and you want to have a good time.
I partied like marist college last night bitches
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Marist - what is it?
A school that supposedly has high academic standards but whose average student can watch 12 straight hours of "Punk'd" on MTV, and often will. A Marist student can be identified by a glowing orange tan (in January), thickly gelled hair, Abercrombie t-shirt that says "I paid 30 dollars for this shirt" on it, and "P-I-M-P" by 50 cent as their cellphone ringtone.
Did Nick Lachey go to Marist?
What does "Marist" mean?
Located in sketchy Po-town, Marist seems to be the nicest thing there. Walking around the perfectly cut grass of the campus green with the crazy squirrels, one may see an array of guys with popped collars with baseball hats half off their head. Girls in ugg boots. Also completing the outfit is the ipod, tucked under the shirt, while walking to class so one can listen to 2.3 minutes of music. With 1/3 of the school being from long island (which i guess is the "superior" place to be) then the rest from conn, upperstate NY, new jersey, new england or other. 4 days at LEAST a student will go out to a club/bar/frat and party...and get up for an 8am class.
At Marist College, save a balloon. pop a collar.
Marist - what does it mean?
Simply definition, the best 4 years you will ever live.
Marist College is for anyone who wants to live the stereotypical college life of Van Wilder or an Animal House beer loving, girl doing macho man
Marist - meaning
A college in New York attended primarily by white, preppy rich kids from New York, New Jersey, and Connecticut who were popular and social in highschool, making everyone at Marist stuck up and crazy. Located in the sketchy town of Poughkeepsie, commonly called Po-town by Marist students. A Marist student can be identified as a Polo shirt wearing, SUV driving, partier.
Dude, my collar's popped and my ID's fake, let's go to the bar cuz we're Marist students!
Marist - definition
Boys who attend, or who have come from, a Marist school.
As if superior to all around them, they grace our earth with such elegance and sophistication; one would be forgiven in confusing them with saintly figures.
The general consensus is that they are truly better than everyone else.
Favourite sayings include:
"Nobody likes a Shore Boy*"
"Sub Tuum"
and
"WAR CRY!"
Many quiver in the mighty shadow cast by their greatness- 'view boys cannot comprehend how and why such greatness manifests such beings. It all goes back to being a Marist Boy; they're just so goddam great.
wow, there goes a Marist Boy of 2004, I wonder if an autograph would be too much to ask?
Marist - slang
A truly awesome school. Despite its location in the depressed city of Poughkeepsie, NY, Marist is still the shit. Marist students are known for being able to balance schoolwork and partying. A really chill school with great people and a great campus. Anyone who badmouths or disses Marist is probably pissed because they either couldn't get into the school, or are just too dumb to go there. Marist students can be found at many locations in town like Hatters, Backstreet, Rennies, and The Chance. If you're looking for a great time and the true college experience, come to Marist. It's the best four years of your life, so make the most of it.
Marist College was the best experience of my life
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Marist is a private school in Atlanta that’s really good at football and academics. Marist kids have hella school spirit and the best student section at football games. Pius is really sour about Marist kids’ athletic and academic talents because they are a school of kids who didn’t get in to Marist.
Marist kids are so fun and smart!
Marist
A rich white people school where three girls dressed in blackface for Halloween
“Aye Man you go to Marist?”
“Oh you mean that trashyass white school with the blackface girls? Hell nah!
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(n.) - a high school located in Atlanta that is filled to an excess of smug losers who think their the shit even though their too big of pussies to play Pius in football after losing two years straight. They constantly fill their minds with thoughts that their high school is greatest thing this world has seen. There are a hand full of kids that go to Marist that are pretty cool, but other than that, the rest of the school is a bunch of stuck up douches who think they rule the world because they have some state championships and a swimming pool, oh yea and how could I forget "tradition." This term does not only apply to this certain school, but also any other douche filled school that may exist in your area as well.
"Is it even legal to have this many douchebags at a school, oh wait I forgot, it's Marist."
"How many Marist kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who gives a shit they're all douchebags."