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What is Magic Underwear?Garments are clothing that Mormons (better stated as members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, or LDS) wear to remind them of who they are. Just as a clergy would wear robes, Mormons believe garments are sacred and used to remind them of the commitments they have to their Father in Heaven. Instead of being an outward expression, as a clergy robe, it is an inward expression of their commitment. They don't believe it gives them magic powers, or wards off evil spirits. Garments, to Mormons, have a deep meaning of their personal commitment to God and their Commitment to follow Christ. To understand more about "Magic Underwear", or Garments, and other Mormon beliefs go to www.mormon.org, chat with live people that can truthfully and clearly answer your questions, any question, and they will answer you. Magic Underwear - videoMagic Underwear - what is it?The most poorly kept secret from the mormon secret temple ceremonies (derived from masonic ceremonies) Ann dried off after her shower and quickly donned her magic underwear (mormon garments), before putting her black lacy bra over the top What does "Magic Underwear" mean?The quickest thing to piss of a Jello Eating Bunny aka Latter Day Saint is make a really degrading joke about their temple undergarments or call The Book of Mormon alternate history fanfiction of the King James Version of the Bible. Also imply that Joseph Smith was a womanizing con man who married his women to keep his sex life in check. They really hate when one attributes their doctrine to rodents copulating (as this one is a favorite barb.) There's my critic of religion status confirmed. "I don't believe that my boxer briefs are magical, as in you mean to tell me you never cut a greasy fart in those magic underwear and leave a skidmark." My retort when I caught the webmaster mocking my most personal project as an editor as the cover was the second time I saw fan-art -- the artist was my breakout from Issue 3 and came to Issue Five as he was the cover artist for the first time. Magic Underwear - what does it mean?Clothing that Mormons wear underneath their clothes that represent the closeness of god to the soul. ITS NOT MAGIC. NO MEMBER OF THE RELIGION BELIEVES IT TO HAVE MAGIC POWERS. STOP MAKING UP BULLSHIT. It has no Masonic symbols, in fact, the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.) So stop being so pretentious and disrespectful AND PIPE THE FUCK DOWN. "Hey Mormon friend, did you get your magic underwear? LOL @ THE MORMON CULT" Magic Underwear - meaningUnderwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me. Magic Underwear - definitionA garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic. You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you. |
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