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What is Madden Mobile?
A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.
The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?
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Madden Mobile - what is it?
The thiccest and joociest celebrity. Bella (MMG's old GF #RipBellskis2017) is Slay's sister.
Madden Mobile Slay held hands with Bella as they walked down the street together. Isn't Slay so thicc and joocy?
What does "Madden Mobile" mean?
A game run by 10 year olds from Instagram scamming each other coins and credit cards.
10 year old Bob: Hey John! Buy my player for 1 million coins on Madden Mobile and I'll give you an iTunes card!
9 year old John: Omg that's so awesome! You're so nice! I bought it!
10 year old Bob: Sike bitch. **blocks John on Instagram**
Madden Mobile - what does it mean?
An electronic mobile game made by EA that is designed to screw people over with their coin prices, while the gamers are typically aged anywhere from 8-15 years old. They also like to anal people with their shitty servers. Note: If you call this company for technical support, you will continually be transferred to some random no-life who will then transfer you to another no-life within a one-week period.
Sam: Hey John, how's Madden Mobile going?
John: Oh, hey Sam. I'm still waiting for that support guy named Rajesh to call me back on fixing my server errors.