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What is MacGuyver?
Slutty-Macguyver. 1. Adjective) A woman, who is not only slutty, but crafty in the arts of slutty around. 2. Noun) Something that is slutty macguyver
1. (celebrity) was such a slut that she went behind my back like macguyver
2. God damn it (celebrity), you're being Slutty-macguyver.
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MacGuyver - what is it?
i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.
ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.
i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"
ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."
What does "MacGuyver" mean?
to make a pipe/bong out of daily goods.
I can macguyver a water bottle, some duct tape, and some tin foil into a hella pipe
MacGuyver - what does it mean?
A sexual act involving some jumper cables, a dead hamster, 3 paper clips, 4 gallons of jergens lotion, 2 bicycles without seat, 4 men docking, 3 guys with machine guns, 4 machetes and a piece of bubble gum
Bro we got the crew together and pulled The Macguyver last night.
MacGuyver - meaning
a tv show that started in '85 and went on for 8 seasons.
includes a mullet-weilding,duct-tape weilding man whom is remakably resoureful.
also helped start many popular stars of today such as Cuba Gooding Jr. and Terry Hatcher
useing a paper clip, chewing gum, and a roll of duct tape, macguyver could rule the world...as long as the gum wrapper was included
MacGuyver - definition
A man that could build you ahouse with a cocunut and some chewing gum. Or take down a satellite with a potatoe and a shoe.
Good lord he jumped the building with only a napkin and survived? He's such a MacGuyver
MacGuyver - slang
Powerful mullet-wearing 90s hero who could turn collections of random junk into weapons and other useful devices.
MacGuyver once used a tank of gasoline, a garden hose, and a piece of lead pipe to make a flamethrower.
MacGuyver
verb - to improvise with only the materials at hand to create something else
My shoes were in a terrible state of disrepair, but with a knife and some masking tape I MacGuyvered them into a cool pair of sandals!
MacGuyver
To improvise and make things with whatever mis-match material is at hand. This is a name made into a verb. MacGuyver was a television show where the main character (MacGuyver) made things to get out of sticky situations.
Bob: Hey Ted what's up?
Ted: Oh nothing much Bob, just MacGuyvering a nuclear reactor with these lemons and those paper clips, and that D-Cell battery.
Bob: Shit...
MacGuyver
noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.
verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.
n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.
v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.