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What is MORMON?The annoying cousin in Christianity Christian 1: "How was your day?" MORMON - meme gifMORMON - videoMORMON - what is it?97% of the people in Utah. "Well I usually try to be good, but I'm no Mormon" What does "MORMON" mean?A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge. Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis. MORMON - what does it mean?A religion that, if you tell a Jehovah's Witness you're a part of, they will instantly leave. The opposite is true for born agains. "Hi, I'd like you to have this pamphlet about our religion: The Jehovah's Witnesses." MORMON - meaningMembers of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (LDS) a Christian religion based on both the Bible and the Book of Mormon. Members try to be honest, chaste, respectful, kind etc. They avoid using profane language, using alcohol/tobacco/drugs, having sexual relations outside of marriage etc. My nieghbors are mormons and they go to church every Sunday. MORMON - definitionThe religion that people love to mess with me for being a part of. Classmate: How are your wives doing, Mormon? MORMON - slangThe act of being mormonized i.e. To become mormon Mormonization is a very real threat in Utah; It kills thousands every year. MORMONsomeone who likes sherbet in Sprite If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!" MORMONA portmanteau of 'Mormon' and 'phonics' - A peculiar language for a peculiar people. Napoleon Dynamite speaks perfect mormonics. MORMONPeople who do not go out,they don't get with anyone,or drink or do anything fun Those mormons need to get out more |
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