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What is MONSTER?
When a woman's time of the month makes her extremely grumpy/angry/hungry. Inspired by "Modern Family".
Luke: Did you see Alex cry about the commercial, then scream at me for not bringing her enough ice cream?
Phil: Yea she's totally monsterating right now, stay away.
MONSTER - meme gif
MONSTER - video
MONSTER - what is it?
A very kind hearted and forgiving Person and not ulgy very cute infact
She is a monster
What does "MONSTER" mean?
To be rejected by someone romantically because all they see you as is a monster
Dude i got monstered by every chick at the club last night!
MONSTER - what does it mean?
a large, ugly, and frightening imaginary creature.
You, Monster, disappear please!
MONSTER - meaning
The art of abusing people. Of ambushing them with questions, following them with questions, hounding them with questions, driving them to their fucking graves with questions. It’s sort of being like a photographer, except no ones' killed any royalty doing it…yet.
"Those NAMBLA rights assholes are in town today, it's time for some Monstering. "
MONSTER - definition
he has the monster
MONSTER - slang
A monster is something you ask your parents to check under the bed for (if you are a kid).
A monster is also an energy drink that teenagers and some adults drink to get energy. Monster energy drink has 140mg to 160mg+ of caffeine and B Vitamins.
Timmy (kid): Mom! Dad! Could you check under the bed and in the closets for monsters?
Mom and Dad: Sure!
Dad: *Checks closet.
No monster here!
Mom: *checks other closet.
No monster here.
Timmy: What about under the bed?
Mom: What’s this? Monster?
Timmy: What? Monster?!
Tony (older brother): I was looking for that!
*Chugs Monster energy drink.
Dad: I guess you could say Tony "chugged the monster!"!
*Everyone laughs except for Timmy.
Timmy: Errrr! Dad!
MONSTER
the reference of taking a big wad of crap
chad:oh shit!!
george:wats wrong!!
chad:im about to drop the load
george:GO!!!
chad walks into the bathroom............
SPLASH!!!!
chad:dude that monster just came right out my ass!
MONSTER
An amazing rock/metal band that was created in Wall, NJ in 2008. The band has insane guitar solos, virtually impossible drum licks, and bizarre time signatures that would impress even Dream Theater. They are also currently releasing an EP. Their style is a mixture of Metallica, AIC, RHCP, RATM, Tool, and Megadeth. While most of the time they play metal heavily rooted in the 80's, some of their songs also incorporate aspects such as rap-metal, and just simple rock music from the 90's and today. Known for extremely technical songs, the musicians are all of high skill level and with the departure of their first singer, they are seeking a new vocalist that can "destroy all other singers," and a suitable rhythm guitarist (considering that most of their songs require backing guitar or harmonized solos.) Fans and critics alike hail them as the "next Metallica, but with more difficult songs."
"Fuck, our song is only seven minutes long!" -MONSTER
"Why is my amp turned down to eight...??? Who the hell did this?"-Guitarist of MONSTER
"Shit, was the verse in 13/8 or 15/16 time???"-Drummer of MONSTER
MONSTER
Far beyond the normal or proper degree of.
1. d00d: That bitch got some nice tittays. I'd sex the bejeesus outta those.
mang: Shit. I'd MONSTER R0MP that.
2. d00d: Did you bang her hard?
mang: Mang! I MONSTER R0MPED that bitch.