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What is MODESTO?A town near the bay area and San Francisco. "Friday night I went to a show in Modesto and hooked up with Kate Kurbstomp. Then I went and smoked out before tagging some bitches' fence hellla bad." MODESTO - meme gifMODESTO - videoMODESTO - what is it?a city in northern california that is about 1 hour east of san fransisco and 1 hour 45 minutes south of sacramento. it is famous for the laci peterson trials, chandra levey trials, and george lucas lived here. it is not too big, only 203,00 people. it has 5 schools: man, modesto is hella ghetto What does "MODESTO" mean?The Raddest Place On Earth to: "Lets Go To Modesto,To Have Some Fun" MODESTO - what does it mean?A so-called "city" in the central valley of California. known for Wine, Homelessness, Drugs, Stuck up bitchy women, The word "Hella", Murder, Car Theft, Polution, More Polution, Low IQ levels, Heat, Drugs, Drugs, Drugs, And Famous people that dont like talking about being from there do to the embarrassment. OH! did i mention that Modesto has the highest teen pregnancy level in the world? Guy 1 hey where are you from? MODESTO - meaningThankfully, Modesto is not Fresno. MODESTO - definitionNorcal city, which is #1 in meth production, #1 in car theft, and #1 in fastest growing gang population. Famous for the Laci Peterson trial, Gary Condit trial, Chandra Levee trial, and other trials involving cheating and/or murdering women. It is bleeding with mexicans and crack heads and pussy imitation gangs. If you ever wind up here for God knows why, be prepared to smoke a lot of weed and search for your car once it's stolen. Other than that you will want to leave Methdesto once you get here because there is nothing to do. Also ask about the one-legged hooker. "Gosh, Timmy, I could really go for some crack right now." MODESTO - slangA city in the central valley of California. Specifically, nor cal. Not the best to live, but definitely not the worst place to live either. The houses are too expensive, and the air pollution ranks among the worst in the nation. The population is generally diverse in this city of 200,000. Gained notoriety from the laci peterson case that occurred here. Also within the district of Gary Condit. Hometown of the famous director George Lucas. Has a decent nightlife scene in downtown. The local music scene is also very much alive. The word hella is used here often. Modesto is close to many popular destinations. Modesto is hella better than Fresno. MODESTOAhh, Modesto, California. No one's heard of this town, but 200,000 people call it home. It's the central valley, so it's not exactly what you'd see on the OC. No beaches, just miles and miles of farmland mixed with suburban hell and urban sprawl. That's not to say we don't have bragging rights. We've got just about everything you need to live: taco trucks, generally hot women (more prevalent in east Modesto, however), lots of fastfood, bad air pollution... well you get the idea. We've got a music scene, and there are some pretty good local bands and venues. Our downtown comes alive at night, and it's somewhat of a haven for nightlife (and cops). We've got the stoners, emo children, thugs, indie kids, jocks, and preps. Del rio is where the rich kids live. And you always seem to have at least one friend who lives on a ranch in the boonies, which results in random bonfires where teens go to consume lots of keystone while huddling around a fire. Too bad the cops here love to go on the party patrol, which makes for hectic weekends and plenty of stories about run-ins with the local 5-0. 99 runs through the heart of modesto. Further to the east, McHenry Avenue separates east Modesto from west. East modesto is where all the new housing developments are. They're served by Beyer, Enochs, and Johansen high schools. There is also Modesto, Davis, and Downey high schools. If you are bored, go downtown and watch a movie at Brenden theatres. It's more or less the default thing to do on a Saturday night if you are bored, or if you are a pre-teen. Too bad Brenden is plagued with emos and thugs. If you're a reasonably popular teenager, the norm is to go to a high school party, loaded with plenty of valley girls, sometimes resulting in promiscuity or shameful hookups. MJC, our local community college, boasts admirable transfer rates, but it often becomes a hellhole for the lazy. Cruising is an important coming-of-age activity in Modesto, yet the cops here love to bust people for anything, even setting up roadblocks and sobriety checkpoints occasionally. Average day/night in Modesto for a teenager: MODESTOA city in Northern California; aka as Motown or The Mo population estimated of 200,000+ One of the best places to live if your chill, outgoing, down & just like to kick back. Nobody will judge you as long as you keep it real & mind your own business. The area code is 209 & the city is mainly over runned by Nortenos & street gangs that you would rather avoid unless you want problems. You'll find any type of drug you want. Downtown- comes alive at night, they have brenden theatre, studio 47, hsn, bars, clubs, restaurants & hella taco trucks. Westside- (WSM) the ghetto, where most black population live, liquor stores, shootings, hobos but alot of the gangster kickbacks, the place to get that sticky green & chill if you like to drink up. Eastside- (ESM) where most of the rich whites & asians stay at. Northside- (NSM) aka the Nasty North. Has the known village to gangsters & also the descent side, has the mall, the runs, always layed back alot of house partys. Southside- (DSSM) aka Deep, where most Latino population stay at, alot of crackheads, they got the fleamarket, taco trucks & hella bomb mexican restaurants. Salida- aka The Cuts, part of Northside, nothing goes on but its a nice, quite place to live. Modesto 209 Example one- Let's hit the runs in northside, pick up some brew at westside market, swoop my boy in eastside, go grub in deep & get some bitches downtown nigga. MODESTOShort,Gay, bald individual that is fast approaching middle age. Mini me is a Modesto from Austin Powers. |
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