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What is MODERN WARFARE 2?
A game that everyone thought would be good. It managed to sell 4.7 million copies in the first 24 hours. In the next 24 hours people would realize how much this game will piss them off. From commando to boosters, it is filled with all of the things you have feared in gaming. By my estimations just after the first round millions of people broke their controllers, screamed their head's off, and possibly beat their girlfriends. To this day the devil game still continues to make money thanks to the millions of kids who get their parents to buy it because everyone else has it.
1. "MW2 is the worst game I have ever played!"
2. "MW2 made me brake my controller!"
3. "I killed my girlfriend because of MW2!"
4. "Wanna boost?"
5. "You noob tuber!"
6. "I'm selling a tenth prestige hack for only a $20 PSN card!"
7."CoD 6 Modern Warfare 2 FAILS"
MODERN WARFARE 2 - video
MODERN WARFARE 2 - what is it?
The follow-up game of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare.
A highly addictive first person shooter that will most likely piss you off and make you feel like murdering your family while they are sleeping or piss you off enough to give you a stroke...
Modern Warfare 2 Scenario
guy1: Dude, these assholes in this game is pissing me off!
guy2: Lol, just calm down man.
guy1: Dude, I'm on the verge of killing my family.
guy2: haha, dont do that you fag.
guy1: Oh shit man my head just started hurting really bad!
guy2: you alright?
guy2: dude?
guy2: Yo faaaggot answer me!
guy2: You have a stroke or something? xD
What does "MODERN WARFARE 2" mean?
After months of it being out, and the 4-5 pages of Fanboy defs i'll tell you what this game really is; a piece of garbage. The campaign is great and the early first 4 months of online gameplay were alright, but now every self absorbed asshole, noob, and Xbox Live Midget on XBL I guarantee has this in their gaming collection. The online games so are full of noob tubers, kids, and wannabe MLG'ers that you can't turn one corner without being one-hit killed and possibly hearing "OMG NIGGA YOU GOT PWNED" from a kid who probably hasn't even gotten into
Pre-Algebra yet. The maps are a camper's wet dream and the Map Pack, to me, is a waste of 1200 MSPs. I personally think WaW will give you a better time then Modern Warfare 2.
Modern Warfare 2 is like the IPhone, there's a hack for everything and every asshole and annoying kid has it.
MODERN WARFARE 2 - what does it mean?
The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.
Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"
Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."
MODERN WARFARE 2 - meaning
The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.
Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.
MODERN WARFARE 2 - definition
This game is for several types of people:
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models
2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"
Online play includes the following types of people:
1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.
2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.
3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2
Pwner: You aren't playing!
Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)
Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
MODERN WARFARE 2 - slang
A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls
11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"
MODERN WARFARE 2
A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.
A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"
Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
MODERN WARFARE 2
The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.
Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
MODERN WARFARE 2
America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.
Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....