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What is modern warfare 2?
This game is for several types of people:
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models
2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"
Online play includes the following types of people:
1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.
2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.
3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2
Pwner: You aren't playing!
Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)
Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
modern warfare 2 - video
Modern warfare 2 - what is it?
A demonic mind-controlling device that drives small children to the edge of insanity, makes 20 year olds lose their job or get expelled, and is all around hated by females. It is also used to help fat losers become internet celebrities.
A myth says that if one spends too much time with Modern Warfare 2, they completely lose brain function and gain the power to never eat, sleep, or converse with friends, family and/or partners.
Jeff:"Oh my God dude I just hit a fuckin' triple in Modern Warfare 2"
Mike:"That's great....are you not coming to school anymore or what?"
What does "modern warfare 2" mean?
The single greatest way of making 12-16 year old boys think they know everything about how the military operates.
Kid after playing Modern Warfare 2: Hey when you fought in Afghanistan how many pavelows did you call in?
Guy who got back from Afghanistan: *shakes head*
Modern warfare 2 - what does it mean?
America's new form of military draft. Makes young american males want to join the ground forces because they play too much MW2.
Dumb kid: Yeah im gonna join the army when i grow up cuz i like guns and shooting people in the face on Modern Warfare 2. this one time i got a 10 killstreak and only 30 deaths and i like to use stopping power to make my bullets stronger and i'll always know where the enemies are because i'll have a UAV radar in the top left corner of my screen and if i get shot it'll only hurt for 5 seconds and then i'll recover and i like to rush around corners and this one time i got 2 helicopters and i killed this noob with a grenade and then i spawned behind their hole team and knifed them lololololol and then oh yeah im almost level 70 and then.....
Modern warfare 2 - meaning
the greatest fuckin game eva fuckin made
i luv playin modern warfare 2
Modern warfare 2 - definition
the best game EVER. it beat records or some shit, and has caused me to blow off my friends and prevented me from getting laid on mutiple occasions.
friend: that band you like is playing at that bar you like tonight, wanna come?
me: um.. i have plans sorry broseph
friend:FUCK YOU BONNIE I TOTALLY KNOW YOU ARE PLAYING THAT NEW COD MODERN WARFARE 2.
Modern warfare 2 - slang
modern warfare2 is a game with great single player but terrible multiplayer
very easy to hack, mod, spam, and glitch
i along with other are into a new trend called
Nuke-boosting and Riot Shield Boosting
Nuke Boosting allows you and a friend to spam every game with tactical nukes so much that the game becomes unplayable for anyone
Riot Shield Boosting allows you to level up and cheat your way through points
WARNING: BOOSTING IS VERY ADDICTIVE
hey after skool lets go home and try to find a new hack on modern warfare 2
Modern warfare 2
Worst multiplayer I've ever played, but a pretty good campaign and side missions, nicknamed "Special Ops".
Seriously, the multiplayer online is terrible. Nothing but campers, "pros" with instant kill weapons that you must sacrifice your virginity for, and 6-year old children screaming at there mother to get them some chocolate milk.
Bob: Hey, you play Modern Warfare 2?
Tom: Yeah, the campaign is awesome, so are the side missions.
Bob: You tried multiplayer yet? I'm already a 3rd prestige level 65!
Tom: Nah, the multiplayer is pretty noobish. I played with some 7 year old who kept camping with the Akimbo Rangers.
Bob: Yeah, I hate those little bastards.
Modern warfare 2
The reason why many adolescent males do not have girlfriends
"I spend all my time playing modern warfare 2, i don't have time for a girl"
Modern warfare 2
A steaming pile of shit that will result in many controllers being broken and holes punched in walls
11/9/09: "MW2 most antipated game of the year, if not the decade"
11/11/09: "MW2 worst game of the year, if not the decade, if not ever"
Gamer: "Yesss I just finished the campaign of modern warfare 2 on veteran now to try out the multiplayer"
*1 game later*
Gamer: "how does this guy knife me from 10 ft away???"
*1 more game later*
Gamer: "WTF he just knifed me through a wall?!?!?!?!??!?!"
*1 knife later*
Gamer: "WHAT THE FUCK HE JUST FUCKING KNIFED ME AFTER I SHOT HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH A SPAS-12 FUCKING CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT"
*1 more knife*
Gamer: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAGHAGHGHGHGHGHGAHGAHGAHGHGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WHORE KEEPS KNIFING ME WITH THIS COMMANDO BULLSHIT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK" *punches hole in wall*
*next week*
Gamer's mom: "who put this hole in the wall"
Gamer: "Infinity Ward"