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What is MK2?
You thought banter hours MK1 was insane? Boy oh boy you're wrong. The target, codename Z.A.C.C has been utterly destroyed. Decimated. Obliterated. Every aspect of his being, every fiber of his body has been burnt to a crisp. The most vicious roast session of discord occured. Words cannot describe how deep BH MK2 struck. It was so severe that it puts MW2 lobbies to shame
Sargent, its time to fire Banter Hours MK2
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MK2 - video
MK2 - what is it?
Sometimes called the 'broomstick', this vehicle is a staple of tryhards in GTA Online. This vehicle doesn't require a degree in rocket science to use since it is so easy; it's easier than failing your math quiz. Operators of this vehicle have a vocabulary not limited to 'lzzzzz' '1-0' 'ur trash' or '1v1 me beach'
A damn tryhard is flying around on his Oppressor Mk2 killing me over and over. They're such a pussy.
What does "MK2" mean?
Theoretical, but should be added. An improvement to the original Faggio from the GTA universe, which has far more superior features than the Oppressor MK2; which when released will be able to counter Oppressor griefers and due to its stance in the community, griefers themselves will be unable to use the Faggio MK2. It will be popular with Grinders and casual players.
It features missiles for free that can instantly lock onto griefers, K/D warriors and tryhards and instantly kill them; whilst preventing them for Easy way out-ing.
It has a sleeper mode and a "NO" mode, sleeper mode it where the on board missiles will be hidden and it will not appear on the map as a weaponized vehicle, however you can still use drive by weapons; it cannot fly in this mode so its not too overpowered, but can get up to 169mph when fully maxed.
"NO" mode is where the Faggio MK2 will retract its wheels and has similar flying capabilities of the Oppressor MK2 but it has much better maneuverability when it comes to flying up or down, it will allow the use of its on-board missiles and will appear as a Faggio symbol on the radar. It can also turn into "NO Go" mode by pressing "A" for Xbox or "X" for PS4/PC; where it will reach speeds of up to 200mph, but will be limited in its missile lock on to NON-TRYHARD targets.
It only costs $69,694.20 on the Warstock Website.
Tryhard: lol im gonna ruin everyones experience 4no reason lelelelelel
Grinder: *Gets on Faggio MK2 & engages "NO" mode*
Tryhard: *Gets instantly killed* What the fuc i couldnt easy way out. screw dis game *Rage quits GTA forever*
MK2 - what does it mean?
-Pronounced "Mark two" not "emkay two"
Volkswagen's second generation of the mark chassis. Production started in 1985 and ended in 1992 for Golf/GTIs, Jettas and Sciroccos and in 1995 for Canadian Corrados. The mk2 Jetta is still in production in China (hence the chinese door handle conversion). This generation includes the Jetta, Golf/GTI, Scirocco and Corrado.
This generation featured a light chassis, responsive handling and nice styling. Many options were available from the dealer (power locks and windows, sunroof, alloy wheels, cruise control, roof racks, power steering...).
Engines ranged from 1.3L carburated to 1.6L diesels and 2.8L VR6. Also available was the 16v (1.8 and 2.0L form) known as "god's balls", the reliable 1.8L 8v and the supercharged G60 (crossflow 8v).
It is a common mistake to think that these Volkwagens are enpensive to repair. There are many oem and aftermaket replacement parts available and there are quite a lot of them in junkyards. Most electrical problems can be solved by replacing old worn out battery grounds (negative terminal).
No 1:
-Dood your mk2 is so hot it makes me horny
No2:
Guy 1: Hey man I bought an old emkay two.
Guy 2: It's MARK TWO you dumbshit!