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What is Love island?
love island one of the best tv reality shows
you may really like it if your a muggy twat or even a player that stabs everyone in the back
p1:did you watch love island
p2:yeah are you in dbs
Love island - video
Love island - what is it?
Love Island is a reality TV show where a bunch of young fame-seekers jet off to paradise to 'have the summer of their lives'. Their dream summer consists of kissing and shagging their way to the finale where the winning couple will be awarded a fat check which will undoubtedly be spent on even more cosmetic procedures. Life after Love Island involves selling nutrition shakes on Instagram and getting booked to entertain drunken idiots at night-clubs every other weekend. This is as far as their fame will take them and the 'Islanders' usually fade out of the spotlight before the next annual season of Love Island begins. Tragic.
People who choose to watch Love Island are chubby wannabe's that will fall victim to their IQ dramatically decreasing with each episode that they watch. Also, tragic.
Average-looking Girl: I want to be on Love Island!
Love Island Producer: Are you a size 6 model? Tanned? Long hair? Flat stomach?
Average-looking Girl: Well no, I-
Love Island Producer: NEXT!
What does "Love island" mean?
The ultimate fuckboy tv show.
A television programme, watched mostly by 12 year old girls and horny teenage boys, where a group of young arrogant men and women (some who are celebrities) enter a villa and couple up with the boy/girl that turns them on the most. Plus there is tons of back stabbing and tears and slagging off (well, what do you expect?). So yeah, no real purpose apart from to teach young people that being in a relationship at a young age is a bad idea.
12 year old girl: OmG gEoRgIa Is SuCh A sNaKe
12 year old girl 2: OmG i KnOw RiGhT
Teenage boy: Damn so many peng girls in love island.
Love island - what does it mean?
Where chav and chavettes find love on ITV while using words like "grafting" or "pied" a TV show where emotions run high and drama lingers in the air. If you like Blazin' Squad, you'll love this show
That chavette can only find love on love island
Love island - meaning
The best show ever. Most people watch it on YouTube.
Teacher: what did you do this weekend
Me: love island
Love island - definition
A show where clout chasing thots and fuck boys meet and greet and end up getting together in a villa.
The most set up bullshit seen, yet people still believe it’s real, mostly watched by 12 year old kids who want to be just like these idiots.
12 year old: omg that molly girl is a snake
Other 12 year old: yeah I know right sksksksks love island is awesome though
Love island - slang
A pointless show that 15 year old orange bleach blonde British girls snuggle up to watch in hopes to cure their depression
What shite are you watching??? Oh this? Love island babes.
Love island
I bunch of men and women in swim bikini running around and having sex under the sheets
Person: Do you watch Love Island
Me: Nahh they just wanna have sex under sheets
Love island
A show about chavs, for chavs, by chavs.
Some people turn up to a villa and try to make a quick 3 day relationship work, when it doesn’t they cry and this has been the show for the past 4 years.
Chav guy: Are you watching this years love island?
Any educated person: Love island is a complete waste of your time and represents all that is wrong with your kind.
Love island
A British ITV reality show where a group of brain dead fuck boys and thots spend a week in a holiday villa to find love.
For the 4 years this show has been running there has been nothing but the same old unnecessary drama and bitching and backstabbing, but some how the fruit loops who support this cringe worthy show are still hooked on watching Barbie and Ken look-a-likes shag three days after meeting one another and then crying and getting fake depressed when their two day relationship falls apart.
I have no idea how people still get excited when this program starts every summer, because it just promotes cheating and bullying. The only thing that changes every year are the crack heads that enter the show, but they still get cockier every year. This show makes me ashamed to be british!!
The whole of love island in 10 seconds:
girl : *filling in her drawn in eye brows and straightening over dyed hair* Omg av jus been cheated on init lak dafuq men r all fukin pigs yeh
Boy: *stroking his greasy, over gelled hair* Am sorry but I luv sumwun else yeh it just ain’t working aat
Girl: U ruined ma fukin laf I shoulnt av neva got wiv u