|
|
What is Longbottom?
To get significantly more attractive after going through the process of puberty.
Origin stems from Harry Potter, where the character Neville Longbottom (actor: Matthew Lewis) went from a dumpling shaped (but very sweet) 11 year-old to a daaaamn fine (and still very sweet) 25 year-old today.
The word was popularised by tumblr usage as both a noun and a verb.
Me looking in the mirror: I'd better Neville Longbottom by the time I get to uni, or I'm going to die alone. :/
Person returning home from uni: Is that...? Is that Susan?! Well she certainly Neville Longbottomed.
Person referring to their boyfriend: Nah, I'm not gonna break up with him. Yeah he's kinda pudgy, bit fingers crossed he'll do a Neville Longbottom!
Longbottom - meme gif
Longbottom - video
Longbottom - what is it?
The finest pipe-weed in all of South Farthing
Merry: Say Pippin, what's that you got there?
Pippin: Well Merry, only the finest weed in all of South-Farthing.
Merry: Longbottom leaf?! You might want me to try it first, just to make sure it's not "coughs" poisoned or anything"
What does "Longbottom" mean?
When a non-attractive person goes through puberty and becomes very attractive as a result.
First seen on Tumblr and Imgur, this term refers to Matthew Lewis's battle and victory over puberty.
"Have you seen Lisa since grade school?"
"No I have not, she really Neville Longbottomed. Damn."
"I was staying at my friend's house when her brother who I haven't seen in years walks in to say hello. I was in shock, as he Neville Longbottomed."
Longbottom - what does it mean?
The act of simultaneously taking a shit, pissing and ejaculating.
Last night I picked up this really hot chick, when I got her home she totally made me longbottom. There was shit and piss everywhere!!
Longbottom - meaning
Someone who has successfully navigated puberty like Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter films.
Daniel Radcliffe: Wow, you've really longbottomed
Matthew Lewis: Yea, I'm really glad I lost the baby fat and can pick up chicks now.
Longbottom - definition
v.) an unpopular, bumbling, pathetic person who underwent an extreme personality change, becomes physically attractive, and (sometimes) a BAMF
Derived from the character Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter series.
A: Is that Mike?!
B: Yeah it's him.
A: OMG really? How did he—
B: He got longbottomed.
Longbottom - slang
Polar opposite of flanderization. When a shallow, bumbling, pathetic, and/or annoying character in a story evolves into a deep, capable (if not extraordinary) hero.
Longbottomed originates from the character Neville Longbottom (from the Harry Potter series), who started in book one as a clumsy comic relief who fell off his broomstick, and evolved throughout the series in terms of character development and competence into a vengeful white knight who slew Voldemort's living snake Horcrux while on fire.
Longbottom
The moment you are left awestruck as a BAMF/knight in shining armor turns out to of been that nobody, clumsy fumbling geek you once knew.
Neville Longbottom
Before(Book 1): Clumsy, forgetful, few to no close friends, toad for a pet
After(book 7):
1. He killed Nagini, Voldemort's snake, with the Gryffindor sword, whilst his head ablaze.
2. Stood up to Voldemort, saying boldly he wouldn't join them until 'Hell freezes over'.
3. He kept recruiting Dumbledore's Army even after Harry, Ron and Hermione had left.
I just saw 'Hiccup' in How to Train Your Dragon 2... Longbottomed again!
Longbottom
The sometimes slow, sometimes overnight, always surprising transformation of someone, usually a man, from decidedly unattractive to hot as hell a la Matthew Lewis, the actor who played Neville Longbottom in the Harry Potter film series.
“Man, Thomas really Longbottomed that summer after high school and now he’s totally fuxable.” “Whatever bitch, he’s actually too good for you now.”
“Taryn Manning really reverse-Longbottomed to Pennsatucky in Orange is the New Black.”
“Matthew Lewis, after the original Longbottoming, is now more attractive than all of his former castmates.”
Longbottom
When a person goes from being a weak nerdy or unattractive person and then suddenly becomes remarkably attractive.
Can also describe someone becoming very badass.
"Hey did you see the trailer for How to train your dragon 2?"
"Nah i havn't why?"
"Hiccup totally gets Longbottomed!"