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What is Lincolnshire?
A shortwave number station where this donny reads out numbers to British Spy’s.
Bloody ‘ell we need to listen to the Lincolnshire Poacher.
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Lincolnshire - what is it?
A city filled with doctors, lawyers, executives, and, most of all, nerds. The elementary schools in this town have $27,000,000 sitting in a bank account and the high school school gets over $100,000,000 a year. Most of this funding comes from the mansions and pharma company headquarters located in this town. Mental illness in common in this town, but at least there aren't drugs.
Average American: "I live in a regular city, make $50,000 a year, and live in a 700 sq. ft. apartment."
Pharma Exec: "I live in Lincolnshire, IL, make $2,000,000 a year, and live in a 8,500 sq. ft. mansion."
What does "Lincolnshire" mean?
A typical malaise affecting those who live in secluded rural areas such as Lincolnshire, England. Symptoms include lack of urban awareness; an aversity to progress; general social/racial ignorance and crucially the inability to accept that such areas are generally shit. Sufferers may find difficulty in rehabilitation; some have been known to live in said areas for life due to their irrefutable lack of ambition. Surprisingly some are content to be entertained lifelong by Young Farmers' parties and "Skeg-Vegas", an association of which the true Vegas, thankfully, is unlikely to know of. To this date there is no apparent cure.
"you off to skeggy vegas on saturday yeahhh?"
- a Lincolnshire Syndrome sufferer
Lincolnshire - what does it mean?
this is for lincolnshire, il btw
rofl lincolnshire is the opposite of boring(unlike what is said above) and is known for their local high school (best around) and real estate.
They have the commons (which is a bunch of great stores), City Park and various other places. City park is a huge hangout spot for any teenagers who live around here. I go to hs in lincolnshire (stevenson high school) and ever since i was like 12 ive been going to city park. They have starbucks, jamba juice, putting edge (mini golf) , maggi moos (ice cream), champps (the restaurant), pot bellys, red robin, a huge movie theater (with iMax) and everything else you coul imagine. lol i live in bg (the lake county side) but i actually wish i lived there.
jenn: hey u wanna go to the movies with me, becca, katie, manda and leen??
michelle: hell yess!! We're going to the regal in lincolnshire right??
jenn: where else?? we can eat, have dessert, catch an imax and shop all at the same time.
Lincolnshire - meaning
possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it
i fucking hate lincolnshire
Lincolnshire - definition
boring county in the east midlands of the UK. only decent places are Stamford and Lincoln, the rest especially Grantham (even though Margaret Thatcher came from there). This is the county where Newton was born. The sausages made here are the best in England and possibly the world.
I was walking through England and tripped up when i reached Lincolnshire, I fell over.
Lincolnshire - slang
Lincolnshire is possibly the best county in England. It has loads and loads of history, a real good dialect and good scenery. The food here is top notch, too! Unfortunatley, the youth are more interested in drugs and vandalism than our heritage, so it shall probably one day fade away.
Typical dialect from a Lincolnshire shepherd could include things like "Yon owd yowe's far welted"
Lincolnshire
Lincolnshire a county in the east of England it is full of stuck up posh cunts who think they are better than everyone els cause they live in the country
"Ohhh I live in Lincolnshire I don't have to socialise with second class scum like you"
Lincolnshire
The worst country, with the worst accent, in England. The worst town is Boston (where i am from), and the bets is probably Lincoln, because that place just ROCKS! (See example for accent)
Daan 'ere in Linonsheer, we av really good copootas and we spends lurds o time on em - Down here in Lincolnshire we have really good computers and we spend loads of time on them!
Lincolnshire
Lincolnshire is a town located in Illinois. Lincolnshire is known for its almost police state-esque number of squad cars compared to its low rate of crime. The high number of uniformed officers is due in part by the wealthy soccer moms who reside in Lincolnshire who are deathly afraid of the outside world and believe it will corrupt their children. Adlai E. Stevenson High School is located in the town and their beauvilles are spotted driving around town frequently.
To sum up Lincolnshire in one word: boring
Resident 1- "Man there is nothing to do here in Lincolnshire."
Resident 2- "The most popular and fun thing to do in Lincolnshire is leave."
Resident 1- "Yeah for such high taxes this town sucks."