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What is Legolas Greenleaf?A pretty man, who has perfect hair and scary fangirls. Heβs an elf, and Link is jealous of him. Broke his ribs falling off a horse. I made my first Legolas Greenleaf fan art today! π§ βοΈ Legolas Greenleaf - videoLegolas Greenleaf - what is it?An elf on the Lord of the Rings trilogys, played by Orlando Bloom, a notably handsome man. Legolas is swift, and is quick at hand with his bow and arrow. In the Fellowship of the Ring, Legolas Greenleaf was one of 9 to travel to Mount Doom, and destroy the one ring that had the power to destroy all Middle Earth. Unfortunately, as the power of the ring proved to prevail, the fellowship broke up, and left Frodo Baggins, and his gardener Samwise Gamgee, to travel alone to Mount Doom. What does "Legolas Greenleaf" mean?Two words, the sound of which can make any female LotR fan (and some male ones) almost reach orgasm. Or, if the person is a wagner, they will reach orgasm. Several times. Man: So let's have sex. Woman: I have a headache. Man: Legolas Greenleaf. Woman: OOOOOOoooooo! Hey hunny, I'll be right back. I need to, um, go to the bathroom. |
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