Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Lecture?

to browbeat someone with harsh criticism

Don't lecture me on how to do things.

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Lecture - meme gif

Lecture meme gif

Lecture - video


Lecture - what is it?

An act of passing on information at one's leisure, and although it is meant to get through to one's head, it ends up pissing them off anyway.

"I hate it when my older brother lectures me. He treats me like I'm his son. I'm not dammit! Also, make sure you don't tell him what to do when he's driving; his ego shows when he's behind the wheel and he will lecture you to the max if you act like a backseat-driver even at the MOST MINOR situation."
-me

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What does "Lecture" mean?

Being open and sharing becomes lecturing when you're talking to somebody who wasn't looking for your level of openness, which seems like hypocrisy. Like everyone else, the person you're told you're lecturing is a hypocrite too.

Stop lecturing me, I don't let my friends see my butt hurt in public, you're the butt hurt one!

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Lecture - what does it mean?

A long speech in which a group of children have to listen to an adult tell them that they are immature and wrong and should think of other people first.

you all need to make the mature decision so do what i say but this is not a lecture

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Lecture - meaning

The art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.

blah blah blah +$$$

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Lecture - definition

That was a good one. A little derivative in places but pretty good.

Hym "Your lecture kind of leads me into something I've been think about for awhile now. About how it's foolish to expect people to adhere to your ethic. Or even to their own supposed ethic. There's always a caveat that exempts them. Something to ponder."

Iam "That's the main issue I (personally) have with my parents. 'If I'm struggling you should see that I'm struggling and help me without me having to ask. If you're struggling it's because you're not doing what I want you to do.' The hypocrisy abounds."

Hym "That sounds like a you problem. We're not talking about you. Stop making everything about you."

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Lecture - slang

To tell people how to do something. Also Fhoz does not know.

Inno: *Talks word by word*

Fhoz; *Deletes* Bad *then lectures inno*

*Then fhoz does not know what it means*

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Lecture

The act of committing oral sex while avioding a project, usually lasting about a half hour.

"Sorry I was late, I was being lectured by my boyfriend"

"Lectured? Is that why it took you a half hour to drive five minutes? Guess either he doesn't last long or you're no good..."

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Lecture

A term of some "more mature" people educating, or delivering some "thoughts of life" to "immature people", usually from parents to their children.

Ugh, you know what? I just got a 1.5 hour lecture from my mom just because I showed her a meme!

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Lecture

A really good time to sleep and/or masturbate.

I have a three hour lecture!

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