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What is Landau?
The husband/bassist for the amazinging singer/songwriter/guitar player/Maxim cover-girl veteran, Michelle Branch. Has a baby girl with Michelle, Owen Isabelle Landau.
On drums we have Kenny, on bass we have Teddy Landau, and on the mic we have Michelle!!!!!
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Landau - video
Landau - what is it?
"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"
What does "Landau" mean?
A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.
Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"
Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"
Landau - what does it mean?
Group of slightly wacky people who have a dual nationality. Don't like coconut.
"Wow, what a weird group of weird people"
"Yeah, they're such Landaus"
Landau - meaning
Someone being pretentiously pedantic, especiallly when it comes to terminologies, for the sake of being so. While some do it intentionally, some are so deeply mired in their apparent greatness to fail to notice the frivolity of it. They receive an interest rate that keeps up with inflation on their virginity.
To be in posession of virginity with compound interest.
Something that makes you think, "Holy shit you need to be having negative sex to say that"
Sherlock Schitt "Thine eeyorish cullion hast ruined much-needed apricity...."
Hect Dolef "Sherlock, you're being a Landau. If you have bedded anyone before, I just want you to know that your virginity has been returned to you expeditiously after having used those words"