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What is Lance Armstronged?A great but overrated cyclist. Seven Time winner of the Tour De France. Often called the greatest cyclist ever by passive American cycling fans that have never heard of Eddy Merckx, Bernard Hinault, Fausto Coppi or Miguel Indurain. Merckx and many others went on to race in hundreds of races while Armstrong focused on the Tour. His only other races were often training for the Tour at Tour de Georgia or DauphinΓ© LibΓ©rΓ©. Merckx raced every race to win. Lance often was just training for the tour and along with his contemporaries would not take the risk seen in the Coppi-Merckx Era. LA Fan: Lance Armstrong is the greatest cyclist ever! Lance Armstronged - videoLance Armstronged - what is it?A man who can do more with one testicle than most could do with a pair. Lance Armstrong rides his bike fast. With one testicle. What does "Lance Armstronged" mean?Cancerous growth on super steroids prone to lying and bullying truth tellers. That rapist pulled a Lance Armstrong on the stand when he mentioned the victim's skirt. Lance Armstronged - what does it mean?To spike your water bottle o while biking I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong Lance Armstronged - meaningA very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong. Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to?? Lance Armstronged - definitionWhen knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card. Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following: Lance Armstronged - slangLance Armstrong I'm still hungry for nuts. This bag is full of Lance Armstrongs. Lance ArmstrongedA(person) lying, cheating, piece of human excrement. Man that guy cheated on my baby sister and then cleaned out her bank account too. All the while she was pregnant with his kid. He is such a fucking Lance Armstrong Lance ArmstrongedIn a residence where the bed is very close to the ceiling (such as a college dorm), the act of having sex becomes difficult, resulting in the partner on top having to occupy a stance similar to a Tour de France cyclist (such as Lance Armstrong). Also "Lance Armstrong" as a verb. Sarah: "How was your night?" Lance ArmstrongedNoun. Possessing the feat of just riding a bike to a destination. Q: "Dude, why did it take you so long to get to my dorm?" |
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