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What is Lacrosse?
The gayest sport every. It is a sport played with a stick and a bunch of pussy ass pads on. It was originally created as a fun and manly sport but soon the fags and douche bags took over.
Joe: Hey Mike are you playing lacrosse today?
Mike: Nah bro I'm into girls
Alex: Man I love lacrosse just as much as I love sucking dick
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Lacrosse - what is it?
A made up sport for people that can't play anything else
Guy 1- "Dude I didn't know Adam played lacrosse?"
Guy2- "Yeah man he was on my basketball team last year, he freaking sucked,"
Guy 3- "Yeah I guess that explains it then,"
What does "Lacrosse" mean?
What people who sucked at baseball when they were younger play during baseball season
Baseball is better than lacrosse
Lacrosse - what does it mean?
1)A game involving two teams of over-privelaged rich homosexuals looking for another way to personify what it is to truly like to be a tool. Usually one who plays said game is somewhere between the ape and a neanderthal on the evolutionary chart and for those who do not believe in evolution God or L Ron Hubbard created the perfect douche-bag.
Why watch gay porn when there is a Lacrosse game on?
Lacrosse - meaning
A stupid game which involves the combination of football, soccer, and hockey, except you use gay butterfly nets instead of hockey sticks.
Dave: I'm off to play baseball.
Lance: Lacrosse is cool, not baseball, Fag.
Dave: Okay, I'm a faggot for hitting a ball with a bat and talking strategy like a champion, and you're cool for playing with a butterfly net while jumping all over other men, sorry for not realizing that.
Lance: :O
Dave: No Lance, You will not be sucking my dick.
Lacrosse - definition
Full of dbags that hate on baseball all the time
Lax bro: baseball sucks, lacrosse for life
Lax bro 2: ya dude
Lacrosse - slang
A sport that is only played by white, privileged douchebags
Guy: "Hey man do you play any sports?
Douche: "Yea broski, lacrosse!"
Guy: "Wow, you're a real douche."
Lacrosse
A spring sport for kids that cant hit a curve ball
Lacrosse. ..its like soccer and hockey had a baby
Lacrosse
Because you didn't play football
Jared: Ahhh YEAH i made it on the lax crew
Lou: You played football right
Jared: yeah but i wasnt played in games
Lou: ooooo thats why you play Lacrosse
Lacrosse
A sport for the UN-athetically gifted. Not a real sport, a joke sport for the kids who can't play football and think they are hardcore
My waterboy in football was a lacrosse player. He couldn't even put the cups out right.
I made the C football team, so I tried lacrosse, now im hardcore and think im a badass.