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What is Kv?
An entity in a video game that is extremely overpowered or relies on mostly or only luck to preform well.
That ability is a total KV-2.
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Kv - video
Kv - what is it?
A Soviet Heavy Tank Made Out Of Stalinium. Fires Pure Stalinium Shells That Can Pierce Even A Panzer IV Tank. Use It to scare Hans and Fritz
Hans: Hey Fritz Doesn’t That Look Like A KV-1?
Fritz: Yeah, Aim At It and Fire
Ivan: Hehehe That German Thinks He Can Destroy My Tank!
Shell: *Ricochets*
Ivan: Kolya Aim For Their Ammo!
Shell: * hits ammo *
Ammo: * blows up *
Hans And Fritz: Ah Scheise...
What does "Kv" mean?
Stalin's wet dream on treads, the KV-2 is essentially a KV-1 with a stupid ass turret and a 152mm cannon that shoots anal rape compressed into tank shells. Its suspension has been known to be lubricated with the tears of its enemies and armor made of impenetrable Stalinium. In video games, it is passionately referred to as "The King of Derp" in World of Tanks, and "Death Star" in Warthunder. Russian tenk stronk tenk. Best in world.
"That KV-2 just obliterated my entire house with its ridiculous gun!"
"One shorted by a KV-2 again. Time to commit Seppuku."
Kv - what does it mean?
The sweetest human being who is both super dumb and super intelligent. He can calculate the cube-root of a fraction without a pen and a paper but can't pour a glass of water into a bottle without spilling more than half of it. A KV has the cutest lil ass and the brightest smile. The best part is, they can master any skill that they want to learn.
Their smile can be fake as fuck but those b*stards nail it like a bloody emoji on WhatsApp.
KVs are smart, sexy and funny at times, but are often whiny and annoying and have zero social skills. They come up with dad-jokes instantly but NO ONE LAUGHS! well, Not that it bothers them.. They do it anyway.
He is not everyone's favorite but when he is in love with someone, he would go to any extent to love her even more.
She cant take her eyes off of him, he is such a KV!
That joke sucks! Don't pull a KV on me!!
He is a bloody KV during the Math exam!
Kv - meaning
A girl that is smoking hot and you would love to get with.
Damn, check out that girl man, I'd love to tap that ass, she is definately a KV.
Kv - definition
KV is an acronym which stands for Kevin Victory. However, it can also be used to describe anyone of commensurate popularity status. KV's are stand-out individuals, recognized for their striking looks, athletic prowess, academic prestige, exhilarant love-making, and enchanting personality. One is generally taken aback at the site of a KV, and in males, the site of a KV can cause a spontaneous erection.
Holy fucking shit! It's fucking KV! ...oh... look who's up (erection).
Kv - slang
An alcoholic beverage consisting of a full glass of Skol Vodka and one packet of Crystal Light powder. In order to achieve the desired consistency, the powder MAY NOT be fully dissolved into the vodka. The KvS is typically consumed in a four round fashion, with the listed effect for each round.
1.) Tipsy
2.) Drunk
3.) Blackout - Shitty
4.) Vomiting - Exposure of "Glory Parts"
P.S. - The disgusting, gritty aftertaste of each individual drink epitomizes the KvS.
Common Usage:
Fart: "Dude, what happened to you last night?"
Heatton: "The KvS. It destroyed me."
Fart: "You should thank Kinky and Rasp."
Heatton: "I did. At least I came up with a new drink. And the whole school drinks it, too."
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Tim: see that girl over there, shes a kv.
Tom: really? but she's so hot?
Kv
it is an acronym for Kliment Voroshilov, which were a series of heavy tanks created by the Soviet Union during WW2. Several of these tanks are used in the game World of Tanks. It's powerful but extremely slow.
Oh shit, a KV with derp gun on it. RUN!
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Did you know that Brad is a KV?
What? For real?
Yeah man, it's crazy I know.