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What is Kumon?
It is an interment camp to smart people mostly kids with parents who push them to do stuff way to early or people who are failing school. Some Kumons have a day where you get to use all the “Kumon Money” you gained to purchase trinkets that cost $5 in real life wether as in Kumon they are worth your free time and soul.
Person A: “Dude get on we playing COD”
Person B: “Can’t, I have Kumon”
Person A: “You motherfucker”
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Kumon - what is it?
A soul-sucking, mentally exhausting after- school program where dyslexic kids are held captive, and given packet after packet of additional schoolwork to complete. Doubling or in some cases tripling their homework load. Kids who have to endure the hell that is Kumon are more prone to academic burnout, lack of sleep, and failing grades. Most of these kids will grow to despise academia and all of its worthless endeavors. Please never send your children to Kumon. All kids deserve to have a happy childhood.
Kumon is an after school program that is poison for both the mind and the soul.
What does "Kumon" mean?
A gas chamber for kids. They start of easy and good and end up as shit you need to do every hour of the day.
Its like you have exams and they make you do stuff that is not even in the damn syllabus.
Random kid ,"Looks like i have some free time for about five minutes a day"
Kumon said,"No"
Kumon - what does it mean?
A place Toru Kumon made with Shaitan (Satan) to torture kids and make them suffer. Also known as "Hell and Heck".
"I have to go to hell (Kumon). rerererererererererererere-."
Kumon - meaning
Kumon is the largest after-school math and reading program and many parents love it as a way to torture their children with no physical abuse. Everyday it eats away at your soul while others are maintaining a good social life.If one question is answered wrong, you get earraped by a indian, asian, or old woman and you will have to repeat that worksheet at least 7 times.They make kids into robots. They teach stuff that is utterly boring to eat away at your social life. Kumon is worse than PETA and it should be named a terrorist group.
Person: "why didnt you come over today?"
me: "oh, you know, doing Kumon packets."
Kumon - definition
SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO
Mike: "hey can i have a gun"
Quiet kid: "sure, why?"
mike: "Kumon."
quiet kid: "oh."
Kumon - slang
A prison disguised as a fucking tutor place. There is a feeling of stress that comes to you when your parents remind you to do kumon, especially on the weekend!!
Mom: Brian do your kumon, it is Saturday and you haven't done a single one
Me: ok, I will do it
Me inside my self: FUCK THIS STUPID ASS FUCKING WORSHEET
Kumon
EVERY DAY UNTIL YOUR HIGHSCHOOL GRADUATION YOU ARE SLOWLY GETTING MORE BORING AND THIS PIECE OF SHIT "TUTORING PROGRAM'' TEACHES YOU "THE KUMON WAY" 100 QUESTIONS EVERY SINGLE DAY, AND IF YOU GET ONE THING WRONG THEYLL FUCKING BUTTRAPE YOU. THE "TUTORS" ARE MOST LIKELY, ASIAN, INDIAN, OR OLD SAGGY WHITE WOMAN .
Friend: Oh hey, I dont see you out much often, whats wro--
Me: i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die i want to die, im doing kumon every day
Kumon
Kumon is a after-school learning club, it can help your child incre...
kumon is gay ass, it fricking tortures the hell out of your already tiny minds. It will rip away all of your social skills and you will be stuck in your house on weekends trying to catch up on all of your worksheets.
in other words, it fricking sucks.
"Hey, you ever heard of Kumon?"
"No, what is it?"
"IT'S FRICKING GAY RUN AWAY WHEN YOU HEAR THAT WORD!"
Kumon
Kumon. Oh mah lawd, Kumon.
They start you off with little kid problems (assuming you're just. That. Stupid.), and eat away at your life slowly as you sit there in your house on Saturday afternoons, scribbling away at your Kumon packets while everybody else maintains a social life. To the Kumon instructors, everybody learns the same way. Can't solve math problems that quickly, but understand the basics of it to be able to work it out carefully? Sorry, Charlie. Let's do it again until your brain works in the manufactured Kumon way.
To the people who are not yet enrolled in Kumon: when your parent makes any reference to the place in any way, shape, or form, RUN LIKE THE WIND.
Friend: So, Cassidy... what did you do this weekend? I didn't see you all last week; where were you?
Cassidy: Oh, you know... sitting in my house, doing Kumon packets.