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What is Kony 2012?
A Historic movement taking place right before our eyes.
We're making him famous, not a celebrating his exsistence. We are here to help and support.
Authors of future history books are getting their pens ready for whats about to happen.
"are you gonna pledge kony 2012?"
"of course!"
Kony 2012 - video
Kony 2012 - what is it?
A viral campaign on YouTube about Joseph Kony, a top war criminal. The video's intent is to make him famous and then support the capture of Kony.
Tony: Hey have you heard of Kony 2012?
Kevin: No...
Tony: but it's viral! Search it up...
What does "Kony 2012" mean?
Just another nigger doing fucked up shit, atleast white women arent getting raped this time.
"we have to stop Kony 2012 from raping all those poor innocent niglets in Africa"
"atleast the white women isnt being harmed"
Kony 2012 - what does it mean?
A documentary on a real problem going on in the world. It raises awareness for a man by the name of Joseph Kony abducts kids and trains them to be child soldiers. It is believed that this video uses emotional exploits to get the viewer to donate to the charity so that the United States government can keep U.S troops in Africa. The producers of the video are also claimed to be scammers, spending more money on making more videos rather than on the cause they're trying to promote.
Friend: Hey man, have you seen Kony 2012 yet?
Me: Yeah, but I'm not donating if it doesn't mean I'm helping children in Uganda.
Kony 2012 - meaning
Some Doucher in Uganda who killed a couple of people
(Top rated comment on some random youtube video)
KONY 2012
Kony 2012 - definition
A fad started by a viral video, made by a man who was later caught inebriated, masturbating in public, and vandalizing cars.
The fad was posting "KONY 2012" everywhere, to the point you couldn't go anywhere without seeing it, to raise awareness on this Ugandan warlord who kidnaps children to fight for his army.
Even though the goal was achieved, people still felt the need to spam this crap everywhere.
Wannabe activist: Hey, KONY 2012!!!! WOOO! tell your friends!
Annoyed person: I don't have to, we've already been told, hundreds of times, by everyone.
Kony 2012 - slang
A project on the internet to make Joseph Kony 'famous'. He is apparently the worst thing EVER, even worse than Hitler and Justin Bieber. He apparently trains kids to kill each other and mutilates their faces and shit in Uganda. However despite the bonerific quality of the video, produced by Jason Russel(who was caught masturbating in public days later), most people including myself think that its another load of overhyped shit made up as an excuse for Americans to exploit ugandan resources.
It also involves 'cover the night', a bullshit thing where people were supposed to hang Kony posters and shit on April 20. Only shitty graffiti saying 'stop konie now' was placed, usually in random colours.
I guarantee you this WAS HUGE fucking news in early 2012, just in case youre reading in future, but practically forgotten by this stage.
James: OMG Kony 2012 is like gonna change the world like OM-fukin'-G!!!!!!!111one1!
Kony 2012
A campaign by Invisible Children Inc with the intention of making as much money for its founders as possible: otherwise known as a "scam." Last year Invisible Children pocketed over $5,000,000 (not counting salaries) and only gave 24% of their revenue to African countries. This year, with the widespread familiarity of their new viral video "Kony 2012," will bring even MORE profits to the fraud charity's owners.
Gullible teen girl: Stop Kony and support Invisible Children! Kony 2012!!!
Me: Go Phony 2012!!!!
Kony 2012
One does not simply destabilize an Ugandian warlord by sharing a video.
I shared Kony 2012! I ended war in Uganda!
Kony 2012
Internet fad created by "Invisible Children" in order to generate money and make Twitter users feel better about themselves.
Kony 2012 is a good example of a circle jerk.