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What is Klute?
A large, extremely comfortable cushion that may snuggly seat two people. IMade out of leather, which is dark brown/tan colour, it is normally accepted that a klute cushion is a 'Man's cushion' that men brandish at the suitable moment, normally when watching a movie with friends. However, a klute cushion can also undergo a make-over, where it is covered with some floral material to satisfy the fairer sex. This normally occurs when the couple are married.
Claire: 'Hey, lets watch a movie.'
Elly: 'Sounds like a good idea!'
Urdas: 'Wait, ill go and grab the klute cushion!'
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Klute - video
Klute - what is it?
One of the 2.5 clubs in Durham, UK, Klute is the smallest sweatiest shit hole I have ever had the displeasure of visiting. Now exclusively for students, the music in Klute is always cheese, the students are always hammered, and the walls are always dripping with sweat.
Supposedly voted the second worst club in Europe in Sky magazine a few years back, it was then promoted to first place when t's rival in Belgium burnt down.
"Anyone going to klute?"
"No, it's shit."
What does "Klute" mean?
When one visits the nightclub Klute in Durham, it is advised that this is done drunk
Are we Kluting tonight?
Klute - what does it mean?
To have a fetid, disgusting case of herpes around the anus that can only be contracted from ass to ass sex"
"Did you hear about Tim? He got a nasty case of Klute from Sharon"
Klute - meaning
Klute; slang for a body part that is unique and special to its owner. Rubbing ones klute often gives its owner a tingling sensation.
'Klute' can be used as a verb, adverb, or adjective.
Klute is high compatible with clitter
Ashley: Omgz, my klute is totally rockn today.
Cole: No, it isn't. Your's is grey and dripping ooze.
Klute - definition
Durham (UK's) pitiful excuse for a nightclub. It was named after the 1971 film of the same name, and is known to be either the worst or second worst nightclub in Europe according to an FHM poll.
It's always packed with students who don't mind being crushed up against each other like sardines in a can. Can be fun though. It is also known for playing cheesy music.
Girl) Are you coming to Klute tonight?
Guy) Naa, I've an essay to write for tomorrow.
Girl) Come on, its cheap drinks tonight.
Guy) Oh sod the essay, lets go.