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What is King Tut?
The act of wrapping your penis in toilet paper before pleasuring yourself. Mummifying your member in this manner prevents you from spilling baby batter all over your keyboard.
Some people like to spill their seed in a sock, but I prefer a good ol' fashioned King Tut's Curse.
King Tut - video
King Tut - what is it?
A man who is a dog on the field and pulls hella birds and is normally 6'3 and plays Defensive End
Man I thought I just saw king tut walk into the party!
What does "King Tut" mean?
when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!
I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!
King Tut - what does it mean?
when her ass is so good you bury your dick in it for thousands of years
her ass so good im gonna do a king tut
King Tut - meaning
The pose a female strikes when accidentally caught naked. An attempt to cover the breasts by crossing the arms in front of them. Often used in risque celebrity photography or on the cover of porno mags.
Also refers to the same position during sex in an attempt to keep the breasts from bouncing excessively.
I walked in on her naked, but I couldn't see her tits because she was doing the king tut.
I nailed her so hard she had to do the king tut to keep from getting a black eye.
King Tut - definition
v. usually performed during a threesome with two girls. the male/female stands in the middle of the two girls and fingerbangs the both of them. one preferably standing and the other sitting, giving the image of an Egyptian hieroglyph
Guy 1: last night i was king tutting your mom and your sister... i hope you dont mind.
Guy 2: What!?
King Tut - slang
As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.
After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.
King Tut
As a female is having oral performed on her, she defecates, and her excrement gets attached to her partner's chin, thus making him look like King Tut. This is essentially the female version of a blumpkin.
After Jill has had the pleasure of giving Benjamin the blumpkin, she lays down on the sofa to give Benjamin the King Tut.
King Tut
A sexual position in which the man is seated on a (closed) toilet and the woman mounts him. Usually done in secret at public functions, such as weddings or parties.
Christa Miller and Bill Lawrence did a King Tut at Mariska Hargitay’s wedding.
King Tut
The ultimate...I mean the ultimate props that can be given a guy for sexual achievement. A King Tut is when a guy pleasures four girls at once; while laying on his back, one girl rides the stick, one sits on his face, and the other two take each hand. Then the four girls lean in toward one another and make out while the King rocks out the four vaginas. The resulting geometry is a 4-sided pyramid.....the BEST pyramid ever.
Those four bitches came over and got drunk, then we did the King Tut.