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What is King Midas?

Golden ball syndrome

King Midas balls are very very good and yummy

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King Midas - video

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King Midas - what is it?

an ancient hollies song about a person whose fortune/s turn to poo!

the last few years have been truly king midas in reverse for me!

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What does "King Midas" mean?

In Greek mythology, King Midas is remembered for being granted the wish of being able to turn everything that he touched into gold (the Midas Touch).

King Midas was granted the opposite of the Shitters Touch.

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King Midas - what does it mean?

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

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King Midas - meaning

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

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King Midas - definition

When a girl is going down on a guy, she then takes his dick out of her mouth and gets ready to take the load on her face. However, the man, instead of ejaculating, pisses all over her face and then says astonishingly "everything you touch turns to gold!"

My girlfriend was getting on my nerves all day so I pleaded with her for a blow job and then gave her a King Midas.

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