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What is Kentucky Fried?
The restaurant that sells sperm** in a dead chicken that is fried for 1 hour in North Korea, and then sold to the food bank in Western Europe, where it is then shipped to South America, and seasoned to their liking, before being sent to America to fill everyone's stomachs with delicious food.
**PLEASE NOTE IF A GIRL EATS THIS SHE MIGHT GET PREGNANT
Guy 1: I love Kentucky fried newborns
Guy 2: wtf?
Kentucky Fried - video
Kentucky Fried - what is it?
1. The old title of what now is refered to as KFC.
2. What KFC stands for.
Colonel Sanders would be ashamed if he were still alive to see what Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) has become.
What does "Kentucky Fried" mean?
After eating a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken, then perceeded to "shock" your partner with your finger licking good greasy fingers which act as lube for a double shocker straight to the anal dwellings.
As in "Oh Diego, what is that, It's marvelous ". Justa little trick I picked up from the Colonel called the Kentucky Fried Shocker. Usually performed by a person of Spanish descent with the name Juan, Carlos, and in most cases Diego.
Kentucky Fried - what does it mean?
massive cramp when one has eaten to much KFC
Andrew: Damn man I've got a kentucky fried cramp
Eric: That's what you get for eating all that KFC!!
Kentucky Fried - meaning
Nipples with a large diameter and is colored a dark tan or black color.
Jay: Juan let me see yo nipples!
Juan: Alright man check it out.
Jay: Holy shit you got a pair of Kentucky Fried Nipples
Kentucky Fried - definition
To stick piece of KFC into someone's vagina, bone part down, and eat it while it is stuck in her vagina.
D: Hey girl i have a kentucky fried fetish how about we meet in the bathroom and i'll grab a drumstick, huh?
G: Ew get the fuck away
Kentucky Fried - slang
A resturaunt in murica that steals and kidnapps children and put them in grinders and serve to other fellow muricans. And also they laugh at babies that have no parents and them steal them to reward shrek for good behavior and work ethics. Never eat there unless its on your bucket list or in your parents will. Skumbags
KFC was sooooo good!!! Never had anything like it.
What the fuck you are eating your own kind. I hope you're happy Eating Kentucky Fried Children
Kentucky Fried
When you are fucking the blackest chick and you pull a drum stick out of the Colonels bucket and shove it up her vaginal bucket, making her scream and curse the Colonel's name as she splooshes onto that hunk of meat.
Dude, I'm not sure if Shaniqua will forgive me after I gave her a Kentucky fried cum. Still worth it.
Kentucky Fried
The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole
Kentucky Fried
The description of someone who is ferociously fried.
Person 1: “American nazis invaded Czechoslovakia in 1982”
Person 2: “Bro, you’re actually Kentucky fried as fuck”