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What is Colonel Sanders?I was trimming my ball fro and noticed a couple colonel sanders hiding in the rough. Colonel Sanders - videoColonel Sanders - what is it?much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders. Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken" What does "Colonel Sanders" mean?A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!! Colonel Sanders - what does it mean?When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee. The dude ripped off the rubber and blew his load on her face, leaving her with a Colonel Sanders! Colonel Sanders - meaningA West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty". Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window* Colonel Sanders - definitionFounder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken empire, now known as KFC. God bless you, Colonel, with sincere best wishes. Colonel Sanders is god. Colonel Sanders - slang1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices. Colonel SandersThe Colonel was one of the leaders of a revolutonary guerrila movement against livestock. Sanders was much like his communist counter part Che Guevera. Sanders, originally from Kentucky, rose to fame when he and his squad composed of Kentucky's finest fried chicken cooks launched a daring raid on old Wally Smith's farm. Smith, out numbered and out gunned, surrendered the chicken to Sanders and his rag-tag crew of chicken cooks. Upon hearing this General McDonald, who was the originator of the guerrila movement, promoted capitan Sanders to a full colonel in the guerilla army. General McDonald went on to establish the pouplar fast food joint McDonalds. Colonel Sanders went on the fine dining establishment we know today as Kentucky Fried Chicken or KFC. Rupert: Even here in England that Colonel Sanders cooks some fine chicken. Colonel SandersThe "Colonel Sanders" is when your girlfriend or wife gives you oral sex. You cum above her upper lip and make a mustache. Then you put a little on her chin, for the goatee. He wanted to surprise his girlfriend so he gave her the Colonel Sanders last night. Colonel SandersGod bless Colonel Sanders for his beautiful creation. |
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