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What is Keir Starmer?
To totally lie your way into a position and then act as if everyone else is in the wrong
Person 1: So how did you manage to win this contract then?
Person 2: Oh I totally Keir Starmer'd it and told them I would do a bunch of stuff I have no intention of doing. Now that my foot is in the door I can go back on everything I promised when I got given this job. And if they complain, I'll just say it's their fault!
Person 1: Oh you utter genius
Keir Starmer - video
Keir Starmer - what is it?
Noun. a person who does not do their supposed job; a shirker; a placeholder; an ineffectual and inept person.
Verb. to offer no opposition; to avoid doing one's job; to shirk one's responsibilities.
Coined in reference to Labour Party leader Keir Starmer, who spent the Covid pandemic quietly rubber stamping everything Boris Johnson did.
Andy: did you hear about the lawyer who sat back and did nothing whilst their client was ripped to shreds by the prosecution?
Alice: wow - sounds like a real Keir Starmer.
What does "Keir Starmer" mean?
(adj.) A person who is incredibly bland, but otherwise fairly decent.
"My mum just moved in with her first boyfriend since the divorce. He's a real Keir Starmer."