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What is Kazoo?
She couldnt believe how well he could play her kazoo.
Kazoo - meme gif
Kazoo - video
Kazoo - what is it?
A dog with many faces to the name. A K9 riddled with mystery and facade. A mutt with no greater drive than that which is his most consuming vice…. Kirkland signature bone shaped treats.
Wow that mammal is kazooted out of his mind
What does "Kazoo" mean?
Kazoo is a verb that represents the noise of what an erection sounds like. Your penis can only kazoo when it's in the motion of being erected, but when it has become erected, it no longer makes the noise of kazoo. Originated in /b/ of 4chan.
The sentence of the birth of kazoo: "fucking bump. anyone have any vids they could rapidshit. this bitch makes my dick go kazoo"
Kazoo - what does it mean?
A kazoo is a small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and adds a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.
Kenny had to admit that he was musically talentless. Even the Autoharp was beyond his limited capabilities. He knew then he had to persevere with the kazoo because it was his last chance to impress the ladies and perhaps lose his virginity before his 52nd birthday.
Kazoo - meaning
Kazoos are the holy instrument of the gods in the official religion Kazoodaism and one of the main subjects of the Kazoo Bible. It creates a buzzing sound when hummed into, and is played often by younger ones as their small hands and bad posture does not allow them to play other instruments like a violin, piano, trombone or drums (Which they can play, however they are terrible at it). Even though primarily children use it, it is not as simple as most people see it as. It, when played, increases your intelligence, and communicates directly with the Great Brett (Holy one of Kazoodaism). Kazoos became a popular internet trend when "You on Kazoo - Full Version" was uploaded to YouTube, a video sharing site. They showed the Great Brett, god, and the demigods, all of whom had special instruments of their own to help Brett create the world and universe. The Kazoo is also a symbol of life, and can be associated with the peace and love symbols (The circle split in four and the heart).
tl;dr The Kazoo is the greatest instrument and is the basis of the religion Kazoodaism.
"'DOOT DOOT DOOT!'
What are you doing, Billy?
I'M PLAYING MY KAZOO FOR THE GREAT BRETT!"
Kazoo - definition
A kazoo is a magical instrument that makes wonderful sounds. Many people hate it and are annoyed by it, so that's just another reason you should get one! Actually I have four! Do not limit yourself! buy a million!!! Become God with the power of a kazoo.
Person 1: Woah! You got a kazoo?
Person 2: Yeah! So cool right?
Person 3: I hate that so much, never play it near me or i will rupture your spine.
Kazoo - slang
It was the BEST PLAY EVER! Kazoo, is the story of Wren, a 13 year old girl. She’s an average girl, living a pretty normal life. She has a mom and loves to play her kazoo. She hangs out with her two best friends, Kaylee and Lily, in a treehouse that is their sanctuary. But then everything goes wrong – her mom dies, she has to move in with her aunt, her friends don’t understand what she’s going through and she loses her beloved kazoo. But with the help of a mysterious and funny stranger, Wren embarks on a journey to find her kazoo.
Kazoo is written in a storyteller style – there are eight actors who tell the story to the audience. All eight also become a character in the story.
Magic is woven throughout the story, from ghosts to talking rabbits to dangerous pythons. It’s a really fast-paced, fun and funny story with a lot of heart.
I was so glad that i was passing through Iowa when this show was being shown. I personally have a rough time with Grief as my parents got divorced when i was young and now my father is in jail for 3 years and he won't let me see him. I am 19, this showing that this show touches everybody. My 9 year old younger sister was crying by the end of the show and was saying that this was exactly what the world needs to see. Thank You Kazoo!
I just saw "Kazoo", it was an amazing show!
Kazoo
A musical instrument that, when played, magically brings taunting, ridicule, verbal, and, in some cases, physical assault to the person playing it. The word "Kazoo" can also be used as another name for a tool, or person held in low regard.
"Spencer, please don't go into town with that kazoo of yours again - you know what happened the last time."
But Spencer heeded not his mother's warning - hapless kazoo that he was - and, with a sickening chortle, ziplocked the musical instrument inside his baby blue fanny-pack anyway.
Kazoo
During anal sex, the receiver farts onto the giver's condom-wrapped penis, making a sound similar to that of a kazoo.
Guy 1: Dude, I was banging this chick in the butt and she totally kazooed on my wang.
Guy 2: Can you stop talking about girls when I am having sex with you?
Kazoo
1) A call or bird sound used to alert the dopeboys of the po po's imminent arrival.
2) A rallying call for all Italians across the world
3) A greeting used in certain parts of New York City
4) An individual in new york with both a similar name and likeness to the kazoo bird, also therefore, goes by the name "bird" and "gay bird, as well as "cossu"
"Kazoo, Kazoo"
"Oh yea, the Po Po is coming"