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What is Kabbalah?A big book of nonsense made up by Pagan hippie scum!! ( ((><)) ) fuckyou motherfuckers!!! Kabbalah - meme gifKabbalah - videoKabbalah - what is it?neo-gnostic book of pornography which Hitler used to masturbate to doubles well as toilet paper What does "Kabbalah" mean?The Satanic Verses. - - - - It's about as holy as a oujia board. Kabbalah - what does it mean?Oy vey we're out of Kabbalah,pass me that Koran. Kabbalah - meaningA lame ass sect of an ancient religion characterized by the sluttiest most popular people studying it. Real Jews call them Faux-jew and don't invite them over for Sader. Paris Hilton studied Kabbalah for a week but the excommincated her for being too slutty and stupid, it's ok now she's studing scientology. Kabbalah - definitionYou can't be Christian or Jewish and participate in the occult because it is forbidden by God. Kabbalah is occultic mumbo jumbo! Kabbalah - slangA religion taken to by celebs to gain extra media attention, many show there attention seeking need by wearing a brownie made string bracelet. Madonna, Britney Spears Kabbalaha popular reglion amoung celebrities who feel bad about themselves. Paris Hilton feels bad about her sex videos, so she began to practice Kabbalah. Kabbalah1. A form of Jewish Mysticism, dating back at least to the 12th Century or even earlier. Kabbalists themselves say it dates back to just after Adam was expelled from the garden of Eden. From mediaeval times, the Kabbalah has been "borrowed" by Christian alchemists and ritual magicians. 1. Isaac Luria (famous mediaeval Kabbalist): The way to enlightenment is to meditate upon the secret teachings which the Lord has hidden within the scriptures. KabbalahAn ancient form of publicity invented by Madonna. "Uh, my record sales have slumped. I need to be enlightened. What? Kabbalah?" |
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