Someone who leaves their muscles soaking in chocolate milk while leaving the house. Whenever they are asked if they have “brought their muscles,” they admit that they have indeed left them at home soaking in a milk bag.

Someone: Have you brought your muscles?
The Milk-Juice Man: Nah, I left them soaking in the cow juice bag. I’m a devout Milk-Juice Man.

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Juice man

the most bullshit rapper alive, cant rime, got famous the same way diddy did (lucked the fuck up and found good rappers)only says "ay" "okay" and "six in the morinin"

the most bullshit rapper alive, cant rime, got famous the same way diddy did (lucked the fuck up and found good rappers)only says "ay" "okay" and "six in the morinin"oj the juice man

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Juice man

someone who’s blood has been replaced by juice. it’s the only thing they drink; juice. they’re usually the meme friend in your group. they will break their leg only because you said that they can’t. a juice man is not limited to only men, they can also be women, non-binaries, and anyone overall. juice men often say “yeet” because they believe it will make a come back, and they have made yeet to come back.

person a: yo juice man you can’t break your leg, that’ll hurt a lot!
juice man: fuck you yes i can.
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person b: dude yeet won’t make a come back.
juice man: yAH YEET

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Juice man

someone who is a mix of irish and italian, loves to party. girls cant resist him or the juice inside him. a natrual born hustler. drinks faster then landfill himself. a el chickato veteran. very interesting, unique, generous, intelligent guy. all about his P & Q's to the T. card counting fanatic. a practition of LLTW. one BMF!!!
The one and only... you know who he is... JUICE MAN!!!

Its not the squeeze in the juice man, its the juice man in the squeeze!

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