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What is Jonty?
A jonty is a posh, early 20s dubstep fan that talks in rudeboy slang. Can be spotted usually wearing an Obey snapback with a Supreme t-shirt or some assorted primark Aztec. Has a bossy ketamine-addled posh girlfriend called Pippa (see tags).
Outlook festival is back to back Jontys.
I'd avoid FWD tonight mate it's Jonty central.
Put down that Obey snapback you Jonty.
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Jonty - what is it?
A penis that, when erect, will curve at angles of over 50°.
James however, had a secret. He was the possessor of a Jonty.
What does "Jonty" mean?
Jonty is a humanoid shaped alien with four eyes, a blues fan with a raging boner for Tom Trbojevic and has enough foreskin to cover the entire of Europe. It is easy to get lost in the luscious layers of skin on the tip of the mans dick.
Finn: have you ever got lost in Jonty's foreskin?
Amy: of course I have there's so much of it!
Jonty - what does it mean?
Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.
Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.
"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."
Jonty - meaning
Is a name to describe amazing and well built human. To have the name Jonty you must have a huge penis and have alot of muscles. If you ever meet someone called Jonty you know they will make a good friend.
"Oh my god thats Jonty "
"No it's not
"Yes it is"
"No way that's him let's blow him"
Jonty - definition
Pronunciation: Ja-wahn-tea
A Northern way to ask someone if they would like a cup of tea.
A'm put'n kettle on, jonty?
Jonty - slang
New Zealand slang for penis.
look at that little Jonty
Jonty
an amazingly sexy man with a massive cock amazing in the bed and can give you an orgasm with only his tong
1# - lets go find a jonty
2# - why?
1# - cause I'm really horny from sucking on your cunt and i need a dick in my pussy
Jonty
Jonty is more than a girl could want, he's loving, he's respectful, he's caring and most of all he's loyal. He has the cutest smile, and his eyes are so bright. Jonty is a boy who doesn't know his worth and beauty. He is in love with this one girl and plans to be together from now on and in the future. He has a compassionate heart that cares for the people he is closest to and loves the most. Boys at school admire being like him and are jealous of his praiseworthy looks and outgoing personality. Jonty has a pure and sensitive soul and feels like he doesn't fit in because of these teenage boys’ insecurities, they try to ignore him because they feel threatened by him. All these boys wanted the girl they didn't get and can't have and now Jonty has her. He's simply amazing and attractively different. There's one thing that no one can see about him, is how strong yet fragile he is, like glass that’s nearly impossible to scratch yet easy to shatter, others cruel or harmful words hurt him and stick with him for a bit, but he is resilient and eventually shakes it all off when it comes to someone, he loves he will fight for them through the worst and best moments. Once Jonty is gone out of someone's life romantically whether that be permanent or temporary, the pain that is felt is nearly physical and an urge and craving to feel his touch. Don't ever lose him.
Boy 1 "ugh look, dude, that's Jonty"
Girl "BOY u just mad as hell u ain't as good as him.... in any way!"
Girl 1 "OMG... it's Jonty, he is so fine..."
Girl 2 "Too bad he's got a girl... she so hot too ;)"
GIRLFRIEND "Back off, he's my man!! and thanks gurl"
Jonty
A name used to describe a particularly popular, intelligent and admirable person. Often used as a term of endearment.
"Jonty, that is just this side of decadence."
"Why thank you Jonty."
"You have excelled yourself Jonty."