Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Joner?

Joner (v): 1. to first commit to an obligation and then fail to arrive.

2. pull a fast one over the eyes as intended to deliver but failing to

Did you hear about Paul?

No. What happened to Paul?

His blind date pulled a Joner!!!

No way!!

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Joner - what is it?

The erection (boner) of a person wearing jean shorts (jorts).

Uh oh, Kev's got a raging joner again.

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What does "Joner" mean?

The fold formed on your crotch while wearing jeans that gives the appearance of having an erection. Applies to women too.

Boner Jeans

"In math class today I had a giant joner
and Rebecca told all of her friends that
I had a hard on."

"Nicole had a huge joner in science
the other day; she pressed it away
self consciously to reassure everyone
that she did not in fact have a penis."

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Joner - what does it mean?

When someone gets a boner from listening to or thinking about the Jonas brothers.

I was listening to my new jonas brothers cd and I got a huge joner!

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Joner - meaning

the frontal area of jeans that sticks up when you sit down.aka a jean boner.

thats a huge joner

is that a joner or are you happy to see me

are you guys the joner brothers?

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Joner - definition

A VERY happy Jonas. Joe loves to sing... a lot.

Is that a banana in you're pocket or do you have a Joner?

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Joner - slang

Joe Jonas's boner!!!!!

HOT DAMN look at that joner!

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Joner

A Term used to describe the Boner of a Jonas Brother.

"God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"

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Joner

Derivative of the two words, "Jean" and the slang word, "Boner".

A folding of the jeans in the crotch region of a pair of jeans that results in a small to medium sized uprising when worn. Usually found when worn by girls, although they can be found in certain males who either have microscopic genitalia or who wear loose jeans.

Nikki showed me her joner during lunch today, it was quite large. However, mine was larger, so I showed her mine.

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Joner

Someone who is foolishly happy about an accomplishment that is otherwise a normal feat.

Person 1: Hey, I just benched 95! I feel great!
Person 2: Yeah man good job!
(Person 1 walks away)
Person 2 (to his friend): Man, what a joner...

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