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What is Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is a series of Manga that revolves over a family who have have a Jo in the first name and Jo in the last. Craziness ensues. Also, vampires, steamrollers, and magic guardians.
Dio Brando: So, Jotaro. I finally figured out a way to kill you!
*TAKES OUT A HELL OF A LOT OF KNIVES*
Your death will be more gruesome than Joseph's!
ZA WARUDO!
That's Basically how part 3 of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure went down.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - video
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - what is it?
Part 1: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill a gay vampire
Part 2: Buff magic sunlight people try to kill gay vampires
Part 3: Buff men with punchy ghosts try to kill a gay vampire
Part 4: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a man with a hand fetish
Part 5: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a trap
Part 6: People with punchy ghosts try to kill a black priest
Part 7: Paralyzed man with punchy ghosts tries to win a horse race
Part 8: c o n f u s i o n
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure is one of the most confusing shonen anime of all time.
What does "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" mean?
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is an anime. If it is your favorite anime, you are a homosexuals. If you are a male you probably kiss your homies and you may even be a twink, its okay. If you don't like being homosexual, watch Cowboy Bebop. If you watch both you're most likely considered bisexual or pan or you are adequately not straight nor gay. It's okay to deny that you are
Person: What's your favorite anime?
John: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, you?
Person: Cowboy Bebop
John: oh you're hetero that's tough
Person: oh your a homosexual that's tough
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - what does it mean?
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, or Jojo, is a hellish landscape of a series that consumes the innocent souls bound to walk this earth. The inescapable voice of a sweaty, greasy Jojo fan, sitting in his basement. His room illuminated by a lamp on his desk, he takes a deep breath and a dorito as he move his microphone to his mouth. "Is that a Jojo reference?" He whispers in his raspy voice. You reach for your gun, crying as you realize all hope is lost.
"IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE!??!?!?"
- an average Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Fan
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - meaning
Guy #1: Hey what is peak fiction?
Guy #2: It's obviously Jojo's Bizarre Adventure like how didn't you know this?
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - definition
A show that is mostly men screaming at each other while fighting villains and vampires. Features lots of women, and the community thinks that most of the men in the show are gay. especially DIO. And Enrico
P1: Hey, have you heard of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
P2: ZA WARULDO
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - slang
The holy bible of all weebs written by Araki (aka. god)
Everything in the world is related to Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Literally everything from breathing to state of existing is a jojo reference. You can never hate on jojo since that's a fucking jojo reference as well.
Person 1: "What do you think about the Mona Lisa?"
Average Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Fan: "I got an erection."
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
The essence of the gods, crafted by our lord and saviour "Araki" and gifted to us in the form of media known as "anime"
Weeb 1: Did you see the new episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?
Weeb 2: Yeah, I can't believe Caesar is dead.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
A manga that is well known for its wacky characters, intense action sequences, and insane plot lines. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, written by Hirohiko Araki, is a seven part series that gained most of its popularity in the 90s and is the second longest running manga to date (over 100 volumes and counting).
The story revolves around a protagonist, who has the syllable "jo" in his first and last name, who has to kill an immortal evil that threatens mankind (vampires, gods, ex.) . The series is best known for its references to popular music in America, most of which are the names of characters in the series. Suzi Q, Vanilla Ice, White Snake, ZZ Top, Lisa Lisa, the list goes on.
Today the only thing people remember about Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is Dio Brando crushing the shit out of Jotaro with a steam roller while yelling "WRYYY" which is ultimately the best scene in the series but keeps would-be fans from reading anything else in the story.
Anyone new to reading manga or in need of a good classic series should read this.
Of all the volumes in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Volumes 5-12 are my personal favorite. The plot circulates around three gods named Wham, ACDC, and Cars. The protagonist, named Joseph Joestar, teams up with a french man who kills people with soap bubbles and a nazi with a machine gun coming out of his chest to defeat them! I don't remember the rest but you should read it...its that awesome!
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
guy 1) hey do you watch anime?
guy 2) yeah , what's your favorite anime?
guy 1) Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
guy 2) woah! same!