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What is Johnny Appleseed?
The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.
How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.
Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.
Johnny Appleseed - video
Johnny Appleseed - what is it?
A nickname used for a guy who hasn't the balls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.
J.A.: I don't think she's going to let me go.
Buddy: Let you?? Listen here, Johnny Appleseeds... you go back in there and tell her you're playing poker with the guys tonight. If not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
What does "Johnny Appleseed" mean?
When I fuck a girl and then stuff my ballsack in her pussy so that the whole thing is in there at once!
I fucked that single mom on he living room couch and then pulled a Johnny Appleseed when I stuffed my nuts in her pussy right behind the big sausage!
Johnny Appleseed - what does it mean?
The quantitative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. This lovely cocktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
Dude i was drinking some Johnny Appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after!
Johnny Appleseed - meaning
When some one puts cold apple sauce in their mouth and then performs fellatio on a male.
Variants:
Alaskan Johnny Appleseed: Frozen Apple sauce
Johnny Appleseed down under: Johnny Appleseed performed from behind
BUDDY: "Some dude in the bar last night pulled out the Mott's Apple Sauce, filled his mouth with it and went down on me!"
ME: "No Shit! it's called a Johnny Appleseed"
Johnny Appleseed - definition
1. A sex act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his testicles into an ass hole -- similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of Johnny Appleseed.
2. The "tea bagging" of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.
Richard Gere wouldn't have made such a name for himself if Pauly Shore had given him a Johnny Appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.
Johnny Appleseed - slang
To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.
Johnny Appleseed
A man who doesn't wear condoms when having sex with women he hardly knows. Derived from the expression of how a man "plants his seed" to impregnate a woman. "Johnny Appleseed" can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.
"Mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has sex with. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
"Levon has baby mammas all over town. He's a regular Johnny Appleseed."
Johnny Appleseed
Verb. The action of a dude spreading his seed across no less than three states. This may be accomplished by actions such as a road trip. The vehicle of choice is a van, granted a bicycle and a dumpster in the back alley will suffice.
Disclaimer: It must be a different women per state. "Women" in Montana don't count due to their manliness. Animals don't count. Family members don't count.
Bryan and I are going to johnny appleseed this summer on our coast to coast road trip.