Definder - what does the word mean?

What is fertile?

1. Shit that is rich in nutrients
2. Someone who fertilises egg-cells
3. Guru of fertilizer: The king of the fertilizer people
4. FANTA: Fertilise and never touch again.

"You are a fertileizer: haha"
"Yes you fertilize plants and I fertilise egg-cells"
"No i'm the guru of fertilizer I have more minerals than you"
"Oh guru of Fertilizer what should we be doing now???"
"Dunno let's do some Benham"

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fertile - meme gif

fertile meme gif

fertile - video


Fertile - what is it?

how i like your eggs in the morning

hey baby, how do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?

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What does "fertile" mean?

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck

I'm in fertility

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Fertile - what does it mean?

A young female (or woman of any age) that takes the virginity of multiple men. Much as the farmer's fertilizer helps grow new plants, a woman known as a fertilizer will grow the sexual exploits of many men.

"She has been with so many men that she's like fertilizer."
"I am now a man, I have been with a fertilizer."

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Fertile - meaning

Capable of initiating, sustaining, or supporting reproduction.

That is one fertile womb, if I do say so myself.

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Fertile - definition

A woman with a body very fit to produce children. Smooth layer of body fat to and fat ass to feed fetus, large breast to feed baby, and good attitide and smile to raise a healthy kid

Damn, Daniela is fertile

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Fertile - slang

It's a Mexican Lawn Mower but done outside and on the lawn.

My girlfriend decided we should do some gardening. I finally convinced her to do the fertilizer before she begins to plant her eggplant.

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Fertile

An awesome pickup line.

HEY BABY YA WANA GET FERTILIZED???

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Fertile

The act of ejaculating into the toilet after you've finished making a #2, either as a type of kink, or because you didn't feel like flushing it first.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I'm gonna go fertilize the fertilizer 'cause I'm too horny to bother flushing my shit first!"
Guy 2: "Too much info bro, but alright!"

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Fertile

Easy to impregnate
like latin women

i learned the hard way...

my name is raul and my girl friend is a fertile latina

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