A long nosedstupid fucker who has to turn 10 seconds before he reaches a corner or else he will hit his nose off the wall. He also has the most pedo smile ever.
-A slang word for dildo, or Johnjoing: using a dildo.: also see: Billiebob
-A bad name to call someone when you dont really want to call them a P***k straight out
Johnjoe owner: Aww would you stop johnjoing so much! Like, I want to johnjoe myself sometimes, you know.
Johnjoe user: Just gimme a minute...
Johnjoe admirer: where did you get this johnjoe?! I want one!!
Johnjoe owner: uhmm.. johnjoesRus i think... check the label
Stupid Johnjoe: Eeeewww your top is DISGUSTING
Disgusting top owner: Ugh! stop being suck a freakin johnjoe!! seriousley....
Johnjoe's are sweet, charming and generous. Their name is unique and rare just like them, they have a great personality and have many friends. J, JJ <3, Johnny, John, Joe, Joey are just a list of nicknames. Johnjoe is a great friend and a even better boyfriend. They are are more logical then creative and are good with numbers. oh and lastly they are incredibly handsome!