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What is Jimmy John's?

Can you be freakishly fast????

Step 1: Order Jimmy Johns Sandwich (add a cookie)
Step 2: Find a porn you want to watch (box of tissues)
Step 3: Begin to masturbate (it is a race)

THE GOAL IS... Can you finish before the Jimmy Johns Sandwich is delivered??

Yo bro... Last night I tried the Jimmy Johns Challenge... I was about to finish and then the son of a bitch delivery driver was knocking on the door. I did't know whether to bust a nut or grab the sandwich.

Cum to find out. I answered the door with a raging hard on(the size of Webster) I paid for the sandwich and then went back to jerking it.

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Jimmy John's - video


Jimmy John's - what is it?

a food place where you get the good shit

JAMIE!!!! GO GET JIMMY JOHNS FOR DINNER NOT CHIPOTLE I ALREADY ORDERED IT YOU JUST HAVE TO PICK IT UP!!! Jamie: ok mum i just wanted TO GET FUCKING CHIPOTLE JESUS CHRIST!!!

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What does "Jimmy John's" mean?

A place were they keep your change and give you a sandwich with two pieces of meat and whole lot of bread. Better off getting a sandwich at Harris Teeter. Jimmy johns janked me with a shitty sandwich.

jimmy johns is jank and the ganker behind the register kept my change. Stay away from the jimmy johns jankers in RTP, NC.

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Jimmy John's - what does it mean?

A sub-par condom brand that often results in pregnancy.

Jimmy Johns... they deliver.

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Jimmy John's - meaning

Sexual frustration built up between a Jim and a John. That leads to a near unconsenual, rough, angry, anal ramming.

John just got home from college and started an argument with Jim. The argument led to a Jimmy John.

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Jimmy John's - definition

An orgasm in sandwich form.

This Jimmy Johns sandwich is so good I think I came a little.

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Jimmy John's - slang

when someone fools or takes advantage of an other.

I just got jimmy johned!

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Jimmy John's

A delicious, submarine sandwich, making company with a location in Athens, OH.

Damn that vito from jimmy johns was fucking sweet!

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Jimmy John's

I sweet ass sub shop with the most delicious french bread ever. Everything is fresh cut in the shop including all the meat and veggies and the bread is baked in the shop too.
They just so happen to have a store in Marquette, MI if your ever travelling through.

Person 1:"Hey man what are you getting from Jimmy Johns."
Person 2:I was like "Bitch, gimme a number 5 with peppers and maybe a pickle."

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Jimmy John's

Developing diarrhea or other gastrointestinal distress following consumption of a Jimmy John's sandwich.

I was Cleveland-steaming my girl but my poop was too loose to lay a log 'cause I got straight Jimmy Johnned.

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