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What is Jim Cramer?
Another name for a dingleberry.
Man, all these Jim Cramers stuck to my ass
Jim Cramer - video
Jim Cramer - what is it?
Also see “shill, tool, and trash can” as these definitions are also appropriate. Cramer got his start in 1910 after publicly castrating himself in Times Square for thirteen dollars. Jim Cramer is idolized by the boomer generation because he finds very interesting and fun ways for them to lose all their investments. As a former “hedgie” he has a long history of fraud and corruption and he now uses his “shill” tactics to spread “FUD” and to make sure poor people stay poor. Why does he do this? Because he’s sad about being bald and if you wave a dollar in front of his face he will say anything you want him too. It is said that Ken Griffin got him to sit on a dildo through a whole set of Mad Money for 5 dollars in 2016!! Currently there is a war between Jim Cramer and a current breed of investor known as an “Ape.” -See “Ape”
Did you see that!! He just ate his own grandmother out for 7 dollars!! He pulled a fucking Jim Cramer!!
What does "Jim Cramer" mean?
Host of CNBC's Mad Money. Most widely known for the skull fucking he took from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show in mid-March, 2009.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jim Cramer on The Daily Show yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Jon Stewart totally skull fucked that guy."
Jim Cramer - what does it mean?
Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of TheStreet.com.
Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?
Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!