What is Jewish Standard Time?

Being late to an important event.
also known as Colored People Time

'Dude he was supposed to be hear an hour ago'
"Yeah, hes running on Jewish Standard Time (JST)(CPT)"

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Jewish Standard Time - video

Jewish Standard Time - what is it?

Being 15 minutes late to everything.

Hey Dick head,you are late! Are you running JST or sumthing

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What does "Jewish Standard Time" mean?

A standard of time, normally being about 26 minutes after the rest of the people within your time zone.

Dude, WTF? Can't you make it to work on time? Are all your clocks set on Jewish Standard Time?

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