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What is Jew-Unit?

A kickass Jewish rock band from the suburbs of New York City. They kick ass but the local high school refuses to let them play at their shows unless they change their name. They choose a new name each time.

Yo man did you see The Beeftastic Beefcakes?
Who?
Hot Daddy and the Monkey Puppets?
Who's that?
Mel Gibson?
What?!
Morgan Freeman?
What the fuck you talkin bout you dirty ape?!
Bradley Silverman and the Jew Unit?
Oh yeah they rock out with their cock out. I wish they would all gangbang me right now.

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Jew-Unit - what is it?

a jewish person's penis, usually involving the mushroom effect.

Person 1: Damn, did you see his jew unit?
Person 2: yeah, damn that circumcision! it looks so big!

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What does "Jew-Unit" mean?

A gang of Jewish personages who attempt to imitate the g-unit massive. Often found smoking the 'erb and rockin' jewfros.
can make good music and love playing their pacificas. The downside of thee jew-units are that they are never around as they spend most of their time taking it up the backside in Eli's ( a famous "jew-unit" member) bedroom.

Eli is creating a new jew-unit but massive i cant find him, he must be with james in his bedroom.

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Jew-Unit - what does it mean?

equivalent of the 'g-unit'. However, the Jew Unit is much scarier, richer, and more miserly. They also have the power to count money in a very rapid fashion, which can be rather intimidating. Most of the afforementioned are jewelers.

j-j-j-j-jew unit. get rich and dont spend it.

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Jew-Unit - meaning

Like the maffia but jewish. Don't mess with these mofos or they will bust out their circumcision powers.

Dude, don't get in a fight with that kid, hes apart of the Jew Unit and he'll kick your lilly ass.

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Jew-Unit - definition

A team of extremely competent and ruthless Jewish attourneys.

I'm not signing this contract until my Jew Unit looks it over.

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Jew-Unit - slang

The term used to describe a gang of perdomitiley young jewish males that cultivate their jewish herritage as being a selecetive group of superior beings.

"Dude did you hear about Jacob, after his Barmitzvah he joined the Jew-Unit"

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Jew-Unit

Jewish-Unit. A group of Jews that r tight like brothas and travel in a posse. Gang cry is "La Chiem!"

Guy 1: Man that Jew-Unit is straight from the street.
Guy 2: Fo' Sho'

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