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What is Jens-Jakob?

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

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Jens-Jakob - meme gif

Jens-Jakob meme gif

Jens-Jakob - video


Jens-Jakob - what is it?

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel

"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"

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