Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Jedi?

a fleet in the navyFIELD community who feel that they truly are the center of the universe. Being a member of JEDI means that you seek drama by any means neccasary. You may think you truly are gods gift to the NF community but in reality you and your fellow Jedi members sit around and circle jerk each other on your own forums because you have nothing else better to do.

jedi we love to circle jerk to causing drama.

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Jedi - video


Jedi - what is it?

somebody who has become a master of his/her trade and profession. This person had a good tutor and has been taught well. A new professional.

Clarence Clemons was an iconic member of Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band for decades and his sax playing always evoked crowd cheers at concerts. After he died in 2011 from a stroke and a fall from which he never recovered, his nephew Jake took over sax duties for Bruce's tours. When I saw the Boss and his E Street Band play in 2014 and again in 2016, I could tell that Jake learned his playing well from his uncle. He is a full-fledged Jedi of saxophone playing.

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What does "Jedi" mean?

To nut inside a girl, then use force powers to pull semen out and send into the girls face.

Anakin wanted to Jedi Padme, but he hadn't mastered to force yet.

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Jedi - what does it mean?

A term used to describe an Indian, Pakistani, or other desi. Commonly used in the UK where "brown" is considered politically incorrect.

Julie: Hey Pooja, who was that brown guy I saw you with yesterday?

Pooja: Excuse me?! You should refer to Indians as Jedi, not brown!

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Jedi - meaning

Cockney Rhyming slang for 'faeces'

Jedi Knight - Shite

Max, hurry up and get out the toilet. I'm bursting for a jedi.

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Jedi - definition

A Jedi is the one who is on his path to understand the ways The Force. It is a one that rejects his emotions and follows only his mind. Jedis try to reach absolute balance with the world that surround them - they focus on understanding the ways of all things and use that knowledge to bring pease to those, who suffer. The Jedis understand, that true happiness is only possible when one completely controls his emotions and is sure that what he does or does not is exacly what he want and is suppose to do. A Jedi knows not hasitation or doubt, as his training gives him the skill to avoid mistakes in all forms of actions, be it combat, diplomacy, bartering, repairs or driving/piloting. But the truly important thing to remember abuot the Jedi is that what they do is learn all about the world surrounding them. Their power comes strictly from UNDERSTANDING, both the inanimate world and all the living creatures. They bieleive there is a way of all things to be, and their duty is to make all things go that way.
The Jedis form an Order of The Jedi. Young gifted children are taken into the Temple, where their training in the ways of the Froce begins. younglings are prepared to the role of Padawans. A Padawan is the student of the Force assigned to a mature Jedi Knight, which from now on is the Padawan's Master. The Padawan follows his master everywhere, and helps him on his tasks. This builds a strong relationship beetween the Master and the Student. During the journeys with his Master the Padawan takes several ritual tests - The test of courage, proving the Padawan can control his fear and act to the will of the Force even under stressful conditions, another tast that proves he can beat any opponent in combat, and the mst difficult - the test of Spirit, allowing the Padawan to look into himself and confront the worst of his own fears. Even after these test a Padawan is not automatically promoted to a Knight - the final decision is always in the hands of the Jedi Council. The Master can report whether he liked or disliked the way his young Apperentice passed through the tests, but it is the Council that decides. After the Council promotes a Padawan to a knight, the head of the council cuts the Padawan's hair (each padawan has a tail of hair behind his left ear). A Jedi knight then takes direct orders from the counsil and is trusted to perform missions. A Jedi Knight is a true Jedi. Most jedis met in the Galaxy are Jedi Knights.
The council may grant a Jedi knight another rank - the rank of a Jedi Master. This is done in respect to whatever the Jedi did in his career, or the promotion is simply proposed by the Force itself (or so the coucil says). A Jedi Master automatically becomes the member of the Jedi Council and from this day on his decicions affect the whole Order.

"No, Republic Credits won't do! Are you somekind of a Jedi?"

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Jedi - slang

A Jedi is a warrior in the Star Wars saga. They are people with exceptional skill, they can sense things that are happening/will happen, can move thing with their minds and have the ability to sometimes use 'mind tricks' on people to trick them. They wield light sabers, which are very light and elegant to use, unlike blasters.
Jedi are keepers of the peace, which means keeping the Force in balance. Before becoming a Master Jedi, they are trained as Padawan Learners, and then are taken as an apprentice by another Jedi. They learn from a young age and have rules to abide by.

Jedi=Ultimate

Anakin Skywalker: I'm a Jedi!

Watto: A jedi? Wha do ya know!

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Jedi

A guy who lives in his parents' basement.

I'm the greatest jedi who ever lived! (repost)

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Jedi

The Jedi are a fictitious order of warrior monks who play an important role in the 'Star Wars' movie series by George Lucas. They were responsible for the maintenance of peace and order in the Galactic Republic, and were skilled in various mental disciplines from domination to psychokinesis. In addition to these powers, a Jedi novice was expected to construct his or her own lightsaber in order to qualify as a fully-fledged Jedi Knight.

The Jedi were most likely based on one of the real world's eastern religious traditions. Much of their symbolism has parallels in certain branches of Buddhism.

Trivia: Contrary to popular mythology, there is no officially-recognised Jedi religion. An Internet prank at the time of the 2001 UK Census informed citizens that if enough Census forms were received giving 'Jedi' as the religion, it would have to be recognised by the state. However, this was never the case, and the Jedi 'religion' remains entirely fictitious.

Singular: A Jedi, or a Jedi Knight.
Plural: A group of Jedi, or the Jedi Order as a whole.

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Jedi

A space wizard with a glow stick

The Jedi used the force

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